I rarely post in here because Im slow and I hardly ever race. But today was just too tempting....

Coming home from the Citrus Park mall around 5:45 I see a lime green Eclipse with the biggest wing ive ever seen turning left onto Ehrlich. I hang back and wait for him to catch up. He come screaming up next to me in all his fart-pipe glory. We stay even at about 40mph when he jumps on it I drop down to 2nd. By the time I hit 5800 and shift Ive got a car on him. 3rd comes and I walk right away from his stupid green ass.

We catch the light again at Ehrlich and Taco Bell and I look over to say hi. He wont look at me. I say Hey man whats up? He finally looks over shakes his head and looks back at the cars ass in front of him. The guy wont even say hi so I get mad. I yell out Hey man does that thing fly?! He goes Its pretty quick. I say Its front wheel drive right? He says Yep to which I retort Well then whats with all the down force He looks at me dumbly and says I dunno...Accessories. Then he goes GTI right? And I say yeah. Then hes like Oh Ive heard about those things and I say GS-T right? he says Yep. Just got it. Then the light changed and I took it up to about 60 he was in my rearview the whole time.

Obviously he was no GS-T if my slow ass could beat him. I felt like a real big man after that.