i really wasn't kidding. i do have a dixie chopper. it does about 32 miles an hour. will do a burn out and all kinds of funny stuff. i don't live in tampa though and its kinda a long ride on a lawn mower to bradenton from gainesville. go to their website and check them out.
www.dixiechopper.com
i have a modified xtreme series.
its redneck alright, but its really fun