Thanks guys. Found today since they offered me a temporary position where I "generate revenue to pay my own salary" (i.e. sales), that may make me ineligible for unemployment. Dirty fuckers know what they are doing. If all goes well, hopefully I won't have to worry about unemployment.

Well I just got my flight schedule and whatnot for this Thursday, and the whole thing blew my fucking mind. Pulte is flying me up first class, putting me up in some $150/night business suite at the Marriott, and giving me a rental car for a day. :o I'll be living large for a day. w00t.