oh god where do i start?!

i once nailed a cat on some back roads with the miata and stayed there till 11pm burrying it and made a cross out of sticsk and electrical tape

i slid carrilon with enthalpy in the car and we took a turn tooo fast. shattered both ride side wheels, bent both suybframes and tried untill the am to shatter the oil pan to attempt to total out the car. plan failed.

i dont know how many times i tried to slide and the seat wasnt locked into position and slid all the way back startling the shit out of me.

lets not forget the dishwasher incident