Wow bro i feel your pain. Almost couldn't look through all the pics and could have really been ok with taking your word on the ass rash. Looks like you had someone, or hospital, clean those up pretty good, no? I know its not feely good right now, but the good thing is that those should heal up rather quickly. Just keep the skin moist and keep changing out the bandages. The ones that i got that weren't to deep healed up in 2-3 weeks with no scaring. The deep ones i'm still dealing with. Good luck with your recovery. BTW...did you total the bike?