I never thought you were being a dick, just curious if you had some times for yourself. Thing is, nobody runs what they'd expect their first time at the track. I'll tell you right now that unless the wrx is your beater, you def. won't run mid/low 14's stock. Like i said earlier and you pointed out, i'm not dumping the clutch, which would take 2 tenths off of my 60' time. I've just heard to many arguments on both sides to take the gamble with the cheapo 5speed . This was the second time i'd been to the track, first time i went all stock and ran 14.9. I was realistically shooting for a 14.7 because i had read that was about the norm, but turns out that that is the norm with dumping the clutch.
You should go with the subie guys one day for shits and giggles before you throw in some more mods, it's a bit of a disappointment at first but a great time by the end.