This just in:

jjt 1081: I dunno...I just feel all weird today
jjt 1081: cuz Im sick so Im just being off the wall
jjt 1081: I need to get out and do something. Wanna come?
Jaded Fonz: Im not sure Joe. I want to build my engine.
jjt 1081: lol tr00
jjt 1081: But come on Jeff Im lonely.......
Jaded Fonz: Joe really... Im not like that
jjt 1081: Theyre all like that at first
jjt 1081: just takes a mixed drink or 10
Jaded Fonz: But Joe I have a low pain threshold
Jaded Fonz: Plus what would my girlfriend say??
jjt 1081: lol everyone knows im a homo!!
jjt 1081: You wouldnt be my first
jjt 1081: imagine me and you drunk .......
Jaded Fonz: NO JOE! I really have to go now! bye!