So now you wanna be civil eh?
Ok il bite.....when you car goes all funk n shit, what do you do to find the reason?

Have you ever datalogged ANYTHING on your car? in funk and non funk state? Have you scanned the system at all while the 'funky' stuff is happening. Do you know how MANY revisions there have been to the 'stock" controllers code?

Are we on for this bet???