best one EVAR......

ok my friends car (1985 mustang GT, carb'd) was having issues a while back with some seriously advanced timing and was shooting the burning gas back out the intake ports through the carb at us looking into it

i stand back and am like, dude i think your bad timing just fucked your carb up........
"car owner: so do i need to replace it when im done fixing the timing?"
me: no, not unless your having problems, i was only joking with him when i said it
"friend one: yeah man, my dad's car (same kind of car, still carb'd) did this and i had to help him replace the fuel injectors and the fuel rails cuz it screwed up his injector pulse"


not only did he act like he knew about cars saying that a carb'd car had injectors and fuel rails, but then he threw in taht F&F line

he really said that too, how could i make that up?