"It's just an automatic"
I was coming home from a friends house tonight and was filling up at the racetrak, when i hear someone downshift and ride 1st into the gas station, but low and behold, i see a nice intercooler sitting in front of the neon...it was indeed a LicoRice skittle. i overheard him and his buddy talking about how bad they had just beat someone and they parked at the pump next to me, so i just had to ask for a run. as soon as i asked he came back with "You know its an SRT4 right?" i just nodded and let him get a full head, then to top it off he walked over to the car and saw it was an automatic (hence the title, as thats what he told his friend). So finally we both agreed to run, he said it was his g/f's and he didnt know what mods it had, but sounded like atleast exhaust to me. So i get done pumping, he's off in the corner taking a wizz, his buddy yells to him he overpumped and needed a quarter, and out of the kindness of my heart and pity for the beat down this guy was gunna get, i gave him the quarter. I cranked up the car and tried to keep the RPM's up so i wouldnt give myself away but once i put it in gear his jaw just kinda dropped, and i pulled away and let him follow me to GIS. We pull on and pace eachother till about mid bridge, and i keep motioning for him to go but he wouldnt, so i took the hit from about a 45-50 roll and got a quick 4-5 cars by 80, and pulled another 1 or 2 up to 115 as i was easing off to let him catch up. he got to my back bumper and i laid into it again, and it stayed about door to door to 130 went to 4th and began to pull away again, and just let out cause it was pointless to keep playing with him as he was probably topping out. he stayed in it allllllll the way over the bridge though, i got to the hump and he was flying around the turn before the light.
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El Pendejo Loco
2002 Suzuki Hayabusa
1507 "dry" block
Brocks megaphone
Spencercycle 10" swingarm
MPS auto shifter
Hays convertible clutch
Yea, that about sums it up...