-This guy was admiring my car at a gas station and then he got into a whole discussion about what he wanted to do to his beat-up old S10 Blazer, and ended up saying the he could turn the V6 in his truck into a V8 with the proper machining.

-Honda CRX flashes his hazards as he does a flyby on me on DM. The God's answer my prayer and we both catch a red. I roll my window down and tell him to earn the right to throw his blinkers on and the fatass driver won't race because my single exhaust tip means I have a V6 and it's not worth his time. I tell him it's a V8, but he claims he's been working on cars for a long time and knows a V6 when he sees it.