1st place -- from a woman, of course:
"batteries have water in them?"
2nd place -- from an honor student in high school:
"you have to put automatic transmission fluid in? i thought that a transmission was just a big flywheel."
3rd place -- from my mother:
"is 14,500 miles too soon for my first oil change?"
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"The genius of any slave system is found in the dynamics which isolate slaves from each other, obscure the reality of a common condition, and make united rebellion against the oppressor inconceivable." ~Andrea Dworkin
"If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law." ~Henry David Thoreau, 1849
That's right, bitches, TWO quotes!