So I'm on my way to work tonight for my 3am to 3pm shift and I'm getting off of the highway at 118th. I see a Silver 3rd Gen Eclipse at the light when I'm pulling up. Light goes green before I even stop so I make my turn on to 118th. When I do I notice the fart can, AEM license plate cover and AEM stickers in the window. I'm thinking to myself, "It's got to be fast!". After this he kinda takes off past me as we're turning, so I put it in 3rd gear and half throttle it by him and let out. He decides to ricer fly by me. Once he got up a bit he puts on his fucking flashers. This annoys me so I put it back in 3rd and get next to him and jump the car a few times. He takes the bait and gets his ass packed, so I throw the flashers back to him.

We get to the light at 49th street and he pulls up to me, both of us are 1st at the light and no one is around. He rolls down his window trying to get me to roll mine down, but I don't. My windows are dark as hell so I know he can't see me. Light turns, I wait for him to go and he does, so I short shift into 2nd and hammer it breaking the tires free and still leaving him while spinning. Again he comes flying by me and cuts over in front of me and then gives me the flashers.

Once we're up to 19 I just pull up in the middle lane, him in the left and I'm ahead of him. Right before the light turns green for us he puts his flashers back on and pulls up so I can see them. I rolled my window down and pulled up next to him. His passenger looked over and said, "What's up?". I looked past him at the driver, shook my head and said "Typical ricer."

Why are ricers such fuking idiots?