I was coming home on Park Blvd when I saw this primer crx with an e engineering sticker. I lurk this board quite often so I remember reading about these guys. I casually throw a rev as I roll by. I look in my mirror and see these punks flipping me off. I'm sure they weren't waving hello. So I see these kids a light or two down and tell them to bring their POS out to the spot tonight. The reply I got was a horrible flatulant noise that they decided to aim towards me.

So e enginerring, bring that crx turd out tonight so I can flush it. When I'm done, I will gladly take on the fastest car that you have. I hope you assclowns are out tonight, I will be.