dont get all upset cuz your car doesn't go braaap braaap... (now that reminds me of something??????????? oh yea ..........it's the sound of my ass in the morning after a midnight feast at taco bell.(dick)..braaaap braaap ,,,,,,,,,braaaaap braaaaap)

don't be an rotary obsessed ass-pony...

HEY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY:

ass clown 1: Hey BraapBraap why doesn't this bodykit fit? All the other pieces fit but the rear valance just doesn't fit..

ass clown 2(A.K.A. BRAAPBRAAAP): it's a BOMEX kit isnt it?1 its not a braaap braap nor. can i get the other side of my brain working right...i guess i am just a ass clown

.ass clown1: yep i just dont know etiher why it wont fit. cuz it is supposed to man what the fuk braapbraap.but you are an ass clown

NARATTOR: "MEANWHILE BEHIND THE FASAD(sury spelling) OF THIS INNOCENT LOOKING CAR SHOP" (A.K.A 29 min later)

playing in the background "smack my bitch up"


ENTER STAGE RIGHT GiDDeNz(our hero)




assclown 1: hey baldy,this idiot just doesnt know why my fukn body kit wont fit
(pointing to braap braap)

GIDDENZ:man do i have to teach all of you ass clowns how a kit goes on ? Or do i have to TEA BAG EVERY ONE OF YOU?

BRAAPBRAAP:no just tell my sutpid idiotic retarded ignorant balding braap braap ass. how to put on the is fukn kit..

GIDDENZ: k............... well if you ........NO WAIT A MINUTE.. HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THE REAR VALANCE ON THE EXISTING BUMPER?

BRAAPBRAAP AND ASSCLOWN 1: (AT THE SAME TIME) Uhhhhh...ummmmm.....

BRAAPBRAAP: (scarcastically) GiDDeNz why would we want to do something stupid like that.........fukkn stupid ass..


GiDDeNZsaying with 100% confidence) Now BRAAPBRAAP. i will bet you a fukn million $$$that IT WILL FIT ON THE FUKN BUMPER...and if it doesn't i will run around naked at the show on the 28th.....

BRAAPBRAAP: ok YOUR ON ............FUKN ASS


LESS THAN 1 MIN LATER........THE FUKN SHIT POPS ON LIKE A CONDOM ON PROM NIGHT.. FASTER THAN THIS GUY BRAAPBRAAP CAN WOLF_DOWN A CHEESEBURGER(FAT ASS)


GiDDeNZ: see man i fukn told you..

BRAAPBRAAP: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE MAN>>> CAN WE CUDDLE??


GiDDeNZ: I hat to say that I told you so but i told you so.... fat ass
BUT DUDE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU >>>>>DUDE THATS JUST GAY>>>



(THIS STORY/SCRIPT IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. if anyone can relate to this story it is concidencidental... how ever BRAAP BRAAP was not hurt in the process of this story..fatass