1) (Im too drunk to type more than one I ramble and my fingers would be too tired to type #2 and if they could type 2 my computer would probably crash before I posted it) Back in my Junior year of high school actually after the last day of my junior year in high school I just got my car had it a week the summer was coming up big plans for major traveling and partying errrr wrong. Anyway me and a couple friends go to this spot smoke about 3 or 4 bowls and Im driving back to drop one of the friends off. The weed was shitty had a little buzz nothing major doing 60 in a 55. I come up over this small hill and I see this cop point at me as I pass him (he was traveling the opposite direction) look in my rearview and he puts his lights on and is trying to turn around oh shit fuck #1 we just smoke 4 bowls in my car and hes coming after me. So I make a quick left right left left right left right right I must have made at least 7 or 8 turns and each turn when I looked back I oculdnt see him. Anyway I pull up to a stop sign and guess who pulls up behind me mr sheriffs officer. He hits the lights and pulls me over. He comes to the window weed smoke pours out the window as I roll it down fuck #2. He ask me for license and registration I give it to him he looks at it asks if we have any alchol drugs weapons knives guns gernade missiles rocket launchers bazookas nuclear weapons or anything else he should know about. (seriously he asked about all of that). My friend sitting next to me is like yeah we have a rocket launcher in the trunk. Cop takes his flashlight and shines it in my friends eyes (this is the middle of the day) and says thats not funny. I tell him no we dont have anything. He says you sure I say yeah he asks again and finally I say yeah Ive got some refer. The dude in the back seat is like no way i didnt know you had any of that. Cop asks me to step out of the car. I walk to the back of his car with him and talk to him he had the other 2 step out and stand at the front of his cruiser. My friend had a bowl in his shoe he took that out while the cop wasnt looking and threw it under the cop car. So cop is talking to me I give him my bowl and weed and am placed in the back of the cop car. About this time a second cop pulls up Im on the side of the corner in a bad spot so the second cop pulls on the other side of the road. Cop then searches both my friends and doesnt find anything (they didnt have anything except the bowl thrown under the car). Cop and I are in the car and hes asking me questions like weight height eye color and stuff. When he asked eye color I told him red he said what color are they normally i said red he said what color are they when youre not high i said blue when he asked weight I said before or after I get the munchies he was silent I think he may have been trying not to laugh cause I thought I saw a smirk so I told him. Anyway the cop drove off took me to jail. After talking to my friends the next day after getting out of jail they told me about the bowl that was thrown under the cop car. Well when the cop took me to jail the second cop pulled his car over to where the first cop was parked because it was on a bad curve. The cop that was there that waited for their parents to pick them up was a k-9 unit. The cop got out of the car after moving his car over the same spot where the first cop was parked. He got out of his car and my friends started asking about the dog the cop was like yeah he can smell anything a mile away. They just started cracking up laughing cause meanwhile the dog was barking his head off (smellign the bowl my friend threw under the first cop car) and the fucking cop didnt have a clue. So I get to jail and am sitting in this room with the cop who arrested me a second cop and this BIG BLACK LADY. The 2nd cop asked whatcha got and the cop who arrested me said 10-58 and the cop who arrested me is like what do you have and hte 2nd cop is like oh she was prosituting herself on Pine Ave (major whore spot in ocala). This lady was like 5 foot 4 inches and 340 lbs I looked over and about through up. MY fingers are tired now.
Robster