Cop sotry 1) Im driving down a road about 2 miles from where I live. Its about 8 at night I pull up to a red light. I look back I look over and its a late 80s camaro. Well I get ready for the race rev my engine and when the light changes we take off. Of course he is beating me we get up to about 100 mph when he shuts down I just let off the gas and slowly cruise by him. As I pass him I look in my rear view mirror and see a cop coming up I start damming everything in the world the camaro turns into his neighborhood and the cop turns after him. Thats when I started thanking everything around me.


Cop story 2) Im on I275 in a kinda shitty mood. Its about 3 pm and I decided I want to get up to my speed governor to vent some steam. Well I change lanes and slam on the gas I get up to about 110 when I look behing me there is a cop he didnt have the lights on or anything. I say fuck and began to slow down I get down to 75 mph and decide that if he is going to pull me over he will give me a ticke for 110 and not 75. Well he comes up behind me as we are coming up on an off-ramp I take the off ramp and he keeps going straight!!!!