Are these cop stories or just stories where oh shit doesnt describe the feeling?

cop story 1: Coming back from the east coast of fl down by palmdale..nobody knows it and Im in the white nissan truck. this road is like 40 miles of nothing so Im just cruising at 80..well its a 45 mph spedlimit for osme reason. Im cruising and I look at the horizon and see this speck and have a gut feeling to slow down so I let off and coast get closer yeah its a trooper. Look in the mirror se ehis brake lights come on when he passes me. So I just pull over. I knew I was speeding not like it was worth it to drag it out.

cop story 2: Coming back from a local baseball field there was a long sweeping turn wel lI was doing like 4 over and there was a guy wlaking in the shoulder of the turn so I just went wide..and ended up going at a cop head on.

oh shit story: my last car (nothing good happens in the civic) I had just done some suspension work and was out carving some turns.....overesteated mine and my cars abilty ende dup laying waste to a mes sof bushes and a tree car came out fine tho..