JDMdreams.net - Brandon/Riverview Roll Call
You know ur from Deltona when..
1. you have 20 diff names just to make it sound gangsta...aka del-city, d-block
2. you graduated h.s and have a baby before the age of 20
3. you know at least one girl that's made a porn tape
4. you moved here from ny
5. you know someone who reps ny till they die but only lived there for about a month out their life
6. you get hype when it's time for the "battle of the boulevards" and then to calm down ur hypness and hit up bk to start drama
7. you have met up at least once in ur life at k-mart for the car club
8. you don't remember saxon blvd. BEFORE the construction
9. you're a 23 yr old guy dating a 16 yr old
10. you don't got nothing else to do and spend a couple hrs w/ur ppl in walmart being stupid
11. you have at least 2 friends that are str8 up hoes
12. your school consists of mainly 3 crews africa, osteen, and the mira miras
13. at every gathering u do the electric slide (prom, homecoming, pep rallys)
14. when every other house got a sign sayin "hay pasteles"
15. you work at the sanford airport or the mcdonalds on howland
16. your biggest beef is with some chick that cant even drive yet
17. you learn how to perreo at the age of 11 because u see ur parents trying to do it
18. you skipped school just to have sex, smoke, or drink
19. you know about international beach day and remember getting excited about who was going to box who
20. you heard of a robbery that happened and know who did it before the cops do
21. you think at least one of the cops is fine (for the ladies)
22. you've ever stayed outside in the field at school because of the kkk coming or a bomb threat
23. you know that Deltona high is mostly preps and pine ridge was the school of crunk.
24. you know the main streets consist of howland, doyle, courtland, elkcam, providence, india, normandy and saxon
25. you seen at least 3 sinkholes within the last year
26. everyone of your friends is so burnt out they hardly know what day it is
27. you went to Crime Ridge, where the grades are low and the kids are high!
28. half of your high school failed FCAT because they dont speak english
29. the skating rink is your friday night hangout
30. senior skip day was, well...everyday!
31. Your life is spent On myspace because there is nothing better to do.
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AMERICA FUCK NO!
AMERICA FUCK NO!
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93 eg6 hatchback - sold 2,000$$
00 civic si - sold 8,000$$
93 del sol - sold 2,500$$
00 civic si - traded
95 civic ex - traded
95 prelude - trade-in
02 ram 1500 - stolen
92 eg6 hatchback - sold 1,700$$
05 srt-4


93 eg6 hatchback - sold 2,000$$
00 civic si - sold 8,000$$
93 del sol - sold 2,500$$
00 civic si - traded
95 civic ex - traded
95 prelude - trade-in
02 ram 1500 - stolen
92 eg6 hatchback - sold 1,700$$
05 srt-4


