Buy Tide it works great!
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Buy Tide it works great!
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My inconsiderate and uncaring wife started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with her blood on my new white shirt! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my wife.
What a relief! Gitting older is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My inconsiderate and uncaring wife started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with her blood on my new white shirt! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my wife.
What a relief! Gitting older is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
funny stuff 
Wheres the damn detonator
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I will keep that in mind next time. It sure beats the hell out of having to burn a shirt.
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