Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Two serious ones. hehe Not that funny but true.

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

He who will not economize will have to agonize.

 

Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Hole happy, whole body happy.

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

 

Seven day honeymoon make hole weak.