im resubmiting my noob status
 

i have been browsing the site for a few months.. like 6 actually.. and i post once a month.. maybe. Now im back in full force since car is happy. i feel liek this is a dating post... so im going to put my pants back on. ok. i moved back out here after 12 years in Cali. I hated Northern Cali, Southern cali is awesome. I like the word Hella, and i have never banged a black chick.

oh yea my sizes are 34B-29-67

i shave it ALL. even my feet and ass crack..

wow...hello and...welcome?

you are a chick and you never banged a black chick??? bi??? :lol: oh yeah and welcome back...
-Keith

bend over to the front, and touch them toes!!!!1

WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

:wtf:

if i was a chick.. if would have banged a black chick already, but since im of the male sexual orientation.. i still need to bang a black chick. (i just got back from LA and all i saw were hot black chicks everywhere. im not racist, might as well sample all nationalities... except one.. afghani.) oh yea thanks for the warm welcome.. lol :roll:

you guys fucking crack me up, thank you. I love communities of people with such mixed personalities. for that we can thank drugs and out grandparents.

what the fuck??? you said you had a 34B... do you have Moobies???
-Keith

augmentation. i was on that Extreme make over show.. i told them i wanted a vagina right behind my balls, and a set of tities BELOW my strong muscular chest. in a way i have the best of both worlds..