I promise to be a critical thinker. However, if someone needs a good bitch slap, I won't hesitate.

I will repeal all sodomy laws immediately. Consenting adults should be allowed to do as they please in the privacy of their own homes. Even if it involves CriscoŽ and dwarfs.

I will kick Newt Gingrich's ass and send him home to Georgia.

Cool black Supreme Court robes for all White House visitors.

Anyone with a $20 spot can sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.

I will make being stupid against the law.

Free Red Rope licorice for everyone.

Any teenager caught showing their drawers at the top of their pants will be caned.

I will personally pay for all syndication costs of "Bay Watch."

All drivers license applications will require two signatures from professional drivers.

 

Well so......It would be better that way, just keep a FEW people around.

 

what's your views on SUV's?

(this should be good)

 

Oh man, the size of the vehicle will be a set determined ration of the body wweight of the owner/driver, so no more cum dumpsters with 20 kids owning an expedtion living of hubby's money, blocking up drive throughs, malls, car washes, left lanes, etc... they are to have their reproductive organs removed and discarded. Other than that suv's are ok. However, they must be lowered with 1 inch ground clearance as to not block the fucking view of the rest of the road after they cut you off. Nor shall any 2 be within 500 feet of each other unless they are traveling in opposite directions.