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HURT FEELINGS REPORT

ANSWER QUESTIONS BY HIGHLIGHTING THE APPROPRIATE ANSWER.

DATE:____________________________

TIME OF HURT FEELINGS:______________________ AM/PM

A. WHICH PART OF BODY WERE HURT FEELINGS INFLICTED THROUGH: EYES – EARS — BOTH

B. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE: YES ?NO

C. DID YOU NEED A TISSUE FOR THE TEARS: YES ?? NO

REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT:
1. I AM THIN SKINNED: YES NO
2. I AM A PUSSY: YES NO
3. I HAVE WOMAN LIKE HORMONES: YES NO
4. I AM A QUEER: YES NO
5. I AM A LITTLE BITCH: YES NO
6. I AM A CRY-BABY: YES NO
7. I WANT MY MOMMY: YES NO
8. ALL OF THE ABOVE: YES(circle this one since most likely all apply)
NAME OF ‘ REAL MAN’ WHO HURT YOUR FEELINGS: ___________________
IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HUG GO HOME TO MOMMY AND LET HER HUG YOU AND CHANGE YOUR DIAPER. IF YOU FEEL AS THOUGH YOU NEED TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE TO SOOTHE YOU PLEASE CALL THIS NUMBER: (800) CRY-BABY OR (888) SIS-GIRL
GIRLY-MAN WHO FILED REPORT: __________________________________
SIGNATURE OF GIRLY-MAN: _______________________________________
REAL MAN (person being brought up on charges) ________________________
SIGNATURE OF REAL MAN: ________________________________________
MOD OR ADMIN SIGNATURE: _______________________________