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  1. It worked in the movie "Cars" !
  2. I won, they gave me a hubcap for my racecar, and the guy beside me likes me.
  3. Everyone with an arm like a squid, hold up your hubcaps!
  4. When I mashed the gas a stun gun shocked my balls and I pressed even harder on the
  5. When I push this button on the side of my face, my teeth smile at fat chicks
  6. You try that again and I will shoot your nuts off with this 357 I bought from a
  7. "Yo Fox dude, Get your foot off my bumper."
  8. As a message to the underage women my hands are in red gloves and I'm holding my han
  9. "Baby, what I got my hand on is a lot more than 6"
  10. If I can't have a helmet at least I can pick my nose.
  11. Ferrari pair hope to 'really show what a Formula one "pair" of another kind is
  12. I just flipped my visor shut and you can't see me boy! Do you hear me out there?
  13. Next time we plan to use American made asphalt, instead of
  14. Who are the puerto Ricans wh put the flag upside down?
  15. Quick! Everybody who banged that ugly chick last night, put on your sunglasses!
  16. I was going to give the stupid media the finger but I'm blocking the aliens from
  17. I keep a spare head in the green container..... in case.. team messages blow my mind
  18. I got the pole and a showshine rag....others only got the shaft
  19. Who's the guy on the left waving the transgender prison shirt?
  20. I have a hole in my helmet to hide my beer bottle...
  21. Two quarts of Joy Juice makes me want to celebrate.
  22. What's that white powder on the back of my hand? Maybe I should sniff it aggressively
  23. We were sitting around drinking cheap beer and farting the other night
  24. I won a race and I have to hold my head on
  25. Which one of these three gentlemen has not yet been kicked in the balls by IMSA?
  26. "That helmet is squinting at me again"
  27. When I suck my brains out through the black tube they taste like BBQ sauce
  28. "I've got the side door open on the Toyota transporter and I'm urinating on the floor
  29. "Excuse me a moment. The president of Mars is on my other line."
  30. I won. These guys did the work. I got no trophy.
  31. No shirt Sherlock!
  32. Everybody point to the sky and shout: "Thank God for Rain !"
  33. When I pull this invisible lever, the missle behind me will launch
  34. The spectator thinks the see-through arm condom is going to protect her.
  35. First they mis-spelled the sponsor's name......changed to "Farm" instead of "Fart"
  36. Wish they knew how to drive... narrowly missing British GP pole
  37. I'm 14 and I got a shoeshine rag too ! Thanks dad for paying the bills!
  38. I won another shoe shine rag !
  39. Who farted?
  40. Hamlin "tips the can" on his own mix of Kickapoo Joy Juice at the days end...and then
  41. I get another 25 bucks if I sneak the Red Bull into the photo....I hope the crew too
  42. As part of BLTG Pride month, here is my "Y" as in YMCA! Now everybody spit!
  43. The entire team takes turns urinating in the other guys helmet to promote unity
  44. This is not "Morning Wood". This is an oak tree baseball bat!
  45. Hey! I want a trophy that sombody didn't drop and bend!
  46. With this special visor I can see myself every time I will win!...never mind......
  47. My shoulder and back hurts...You have been shot by Hi-tech Indian arrows!!
  48. How many Enfingers are we holding up?
  49. I just put away the mushrooms and I can now see that it's DAYLIGHT! Holy poot!
  50. I have a small TV implanted in my thumb nail for when things get dull during the race
  51. I care this much that Tampa racing deleted my highly popular post + lost subscribers
  52. I bought this cool sticker on Craigslist to hide my beer
  53. Abel making progress with Indy 500 entry
  54. Can you bastards count higher than one? Is that the problem?
  55. He's beating inside the car! Somebody get a picture!
  56. There's a butt naked chick streaking down pit road!
  57. If you touch me with your masturbating hand again, I'll slash your wrist again!
  58. Boy, I saw you down at mabel's w-house last night. Better keep that in your pants or
  59. I have a clean finger for each one of your holes!
  60. Did I just race for 2 hours while sitting in a pile of dog poop?
  61. When I push this little button, my eyes close so stupid media jerks won't see my eyes
  62. Eeryone point to the topless chick above us! We won!
  63. I just drove 60 laps with no steering wheel!
  64. Stick 'em up Joe, your leftist friends are coming after you, now.
  65. Images courtesy of Wheels for The Wheel, Tim Hulce, Len Feinberg
  66. You can drink that S***. I'm going to lick cocaine off the back side of my microphone
  67. This is called "spit on racers in the hole". You can judge it's popularity by all the
  68. Chick with the hat! Close those legs! You on the right...quit staring at her Cha Cha!
  69. We got louis Hamilton's trophy, so everyone go out for a pass!
  70. Women like my first finger
  71. We thought about naming the racing team: "Weed and Speed."
  72. Free knuckle sandwiches for journalists who lie!
  73. "Will this battery powered POS go faster down the hill if I roll it down instead of
  74. Sebastian Vettel is #1...all you dyslexics hold up one finger! Not the middle one!
  75. Now that I'm World Champion Again, that bastard Hamilton can kiss my bent over A**!
  76. I AM BATMAN! and the guy next to me has a fish in his pants!
  77. That car tried to kill me and I'm going to piss on the wheel!
  78. I drink Bud beer, wear Petrobras for men and I want to save the children
  79. I won the championship and I got this new steering wheel and a big box of Ex-lax!
  80. The design will feature a thousand different images
  81. How much did we pay him to spell Dickhead on my basketball helmet?
  82. I've got the winning ticket! You guys can photo my butt!
  83. I can see tiny little green men looking at me from under my finger nails.
  84. This is how you give the finger to stupid racing journalists
  85. I won the pole contest and I got another shoe shine rag
  86. When I hold my thumb up like this, it means the deal was so good, you can put the
  87. When's that white boy gonna be done cleaning where I pooped my pants?
  88. I got pole position and another really neat shoe shine rag.
  89. Want to know why my left hand is bigger than my right one?
  90. The guy in white has got his man bra on backwards.
  91. WE are modelling EFC bras for men for extra money. Do we look hot?
  92. If I point my thumb down they feed you to the Red Bulls.....
  93. Hey slick! Do you race or wear that suit to pick up pit skanks?
  94. Logan Sargeant, seen here with his stunt double, will make his FP1 debut at the
  95. Who is that guy near the front sniffing his finger?
  96. I won the pole and got this really cool shoeshine rag.
  97. If any white boy has a huge one, raise your hand.
  98. He said that I couldn't pour piss from a boot, So I peed in the empty bottle, and you
  99. Officials say No More Texting!
  100. “I wish he would stop calling my cell phone during a race.
  101. In a minute, I'm taking off like Superman! Gotta quit drinking that Red Bull!
  102. When I flash this counterfeit money, 16 year old chicks dig me.
  103. If you don't stop messing with my 16 year old sister I'm putting this dildo where the
  104. The photog paid me $5 to snap the poop stain on my butt...pervert!
  105. If you want phisio-t-pist to shove that bottle to increase your weight raise hand
  106. Yep! Underage women, booze and cigarettes...that's why WE race.
  107. Who's the chick on the end with hair piled high an big tits? Is she the team squeeze?
  108. All I know about honest govt, I learned playing Mr Burns on the Simpsons.
  109. That chick is rolling up her sleeve to either sucker punch me or show me her tattoo.
  110. This stuff on the back of my hand makes my eyes water
  111. Skeen on TA2 pole, sets new Lime Rock track record So pull my finger!
  112. I'm not explaining why my zipper is so long and located on my right hand side.
  113. I just bent my trophy over the head of some mexican!
  114. We won, so you jerks get to pull my finger!
  115. On the count of three, let's all unzip it
  116. Watch where you put that left hand, or I'm coming out of here!
  117. That chick on the end said wear your blue suede shoes and we gonna eat some M&M's!
  118. We are singing "YMCA " really loud, and I'm the "M"
  119. When I blow on the worlds biggest kazoo, confetti comes out
  120. We got drunk last night and took out a light pole...and I got this really neat flag
  121. I race with that big square thing on my head so I can see where I'm going.
  122. MX-5 Cup Scholarship: Calling all Mazda racers: Show yo dough, show yo Dough!
  123. Can't drink it, but I can shower with it!
  124. I grabbed his hat and punched him out from under it..stupid reporter questions!
  125. I qualified on the pole and I got this really neat shoeshine rag!
  126. Let's do some Tequila shots before we go out to qualify
  127. Not only am I taller, it takes a real man TWO hands to hold what I've got
  128. Are we going so slow that grass has time to grow on our tires?
  129. I won the race and now the sky is falling!
  130. 12th isn’t good enough for me. There’s no way that our name should be at the bottom
  131. That red streak running down my leg is cuz I won and pooped my pants
  132. Hiring someone to hold the microphone for you
  133. Am I holding up the correct finger to the American voter?
  134. I just removed this covid from my brain...get your shot and you can have one too..duh
  135. Who wants more pizza? Hold 'em up!
  136. When I turn this dial, I can make my forehead wrinkle.
  137. I set a couse record and they gave me this really neat shoe shine rag.....
  138. Stock car racers have bigger trophies, but we have a real woman here...I think...
  139. Hold 'em up guys. Lets see who has the longest one
  140. Thanks, chief.I'm turning this into a hooka "device" so we can all get stoned at once
  141. Guess which hand has the used condom from your sister.....
  142. My crew threatened to beat my a** if I didn't get going!
  143. The guy on the right has a rectal thermometer shoved into his mouth
  144. I won the race and they gave me this bag of dog food
  145. Before he started banging race cars, Ethel was his girlfriend in high school.
  146. Ryan Blaney drank so much moonshine, he was driving down track yelling "I am Batman!
  147. Like my foot on this blue sticker saying "I love racing" I'm stepping on your neck!
  148. When we get home the first thing we're going to do is remove that hokey looking DODO
  149. Kyle Larson threatened to punch the next 75 dumbas reporters asking stupid questions
  150. The next reporter who asks me why I have a death wish is going to eat a knuckle sandw
  151. We are the pussy special interest group and you can only see us if you are old enough
  152. We are offering cash baptisms after the race for extra money now that we have a pot
  153. At the trophy presentation, LGBT's were chanting "Podium in de butt", "Podium in de b
  154. I won, so you turkeys can pull my finger!
  155. Does my new racing suit make me look skinny?
  156. Who's got the dirtiest glass in the room?
  157. We hung this really neat sign so we don't forget what kind of car we are racing
  158. I'm gonna take the steering wheel from this Toyota!
  159. Hey you! I'm gonnna put your ***on this plate and hand it to you!
  160. I hear aliens talking through this coat hanger wire....
  161. Unless you want a knuckle sandwich better not call me Tittyana!
  162. With this mask, am I Woody Woodpecker or Donald Duck?
  163. Chi Chi Chi Red Dick gets a pot sponsor for consumption and therapeutic purposes
  164. The chick on my left with the big tits had me flipping all night!
  165. This is my turbo straw for energy drinks....
  166. I was going to race today but this fish attached himself to my necktie
  167. I was going to pour piss from a boot, but got this empty (I hope) trophy instead
  168. I'm gonna drink every drop in my special Qatar mug but I ain't celebratin'
  169. We're buddies and we can put our arms in the same sleeve
  170. Since you can't drive, we are going to pinky arm wrestle to decide the chapionship
  171. The praplegic who really drives my car is sticking his head up.
  172. When I hold this thing over my head it makes me at least a foot taller
  173. When I pull my fingers out of my ears that stuff behind me comes out of the ground!
  174. I won the Championship in a hybrid electric car and I got this all electric blender
  175. I brought my own participation trophy just in case
  176. Say....what are they going to do with that large bottle that's back behind you?
  177. Hey Hamlin, guess where this fist goes!
  178. This disc brake rotor fits my head perfectly.
  179. When they toss dirty underwear into your car are they trying to tell you something?
  180. Did I hold Up The Right Finger This Time?
  181. Anti-theft device for Fiats
  182. I can urinate in that chrome container with no hands!
  183. Put a checkerd flag on it and drunken race fans will let you shove a covid test anywh
  184. Did I leave the trunk open again?...or is someone following really close?
  185. When I put this silver thing on my head, I get taller.
  186. I cn lift 500 invisible pounds...can you hit my mouth with a golf ball?
  187. If your hitch-hiking bottle says "Ferrari" you get a ride sooner
  188. Now that I date fat chicks, I can put three fingers in my mouth
  189. If you hitch hike with a booze bottle in your hand, you get a ride sooner in Detroit
  190. Hi, we're Batman and Robin....
  191. Officials say I have to race on 3 go kart tires....
  192. Oh, crap! I should have walked the course first!
  193. Soccor fans think they are in Zandvoort and light giant Turbo Joints to celebrate
  194. When I held my thumb up to show how big it is, she said "Let's go baby!"
  195. When I pull my ear, you can see my teeth
  196. I just won the Darlington 500 and after I sign this Coke bottle I'm going to sell it
  197. and if you tell the press again that we had a relationship, I'm going to give you a
  198. While we take this picture will anyone notice that I'm stealing his chrome plated val
  199. What do you mean my wonder Woman "W" is upside down? When I look down at it, it looks
  200. We are all waving at the invisible man, since I just kicked his a--.
  201. Not a boot load of piss in these "official penske driving gloves" from the concrete
  202. Norris has silenced his doubters. I was going to fart, but the officials already pull
  203. I can put my thumb in my head like a bowling ball...wanna see?
  204. Now that I won I'm drinking Busch beer before every race!
  205. I qualified first, and they gave me this really neat shoeshine rag!
  206. My man Kato says my tits are big enough that I can work for the phone company
  207. Now that I have the pole, I got this fake ID so I can drink!
  208. Now that I'm sponsored by CBD my armpits don't stink!
  209. If you don't drive a Mazda, you can pull my finger!
  210. Now that I won the race, I'm going to do my JIMI HENDRICKS imitation and play this gu
  211. That was one heck of a qualifying session! Was it me who pooped in my race car?....or
  212. I'm pooping in this guys race car to see if he drives like excrement.
  213. You never get too old to race, but you can get too fat! @TonyStewart #CampingWorldSRX
  214. Darn...I could have spent ten bucks for a trophy, instead of Thousands this weekend
  215. Don't worry folks. Those flames are from a BBQ celebrating 99 wins.......Kyle Busch
  216. Felix Rosenqvist, says "I wear a Bullwinkle and Rocky hat under my helmet"!
  217. Hey Red Bull! Pull my finger!
  218. Castroneves wins the Indy 500 and poops his pants
  219. Want to see what's in my pocket?
  220. Trying to roll a joint during a pit stop...what's that hose connected to?
  221. I just put meth in my ear and my hair started to grow
  222. I sneaked in to autograph this fake tire because racing is racist
  223. McLaren signs U.S. karting star Ugochukwun
  224. 5 females and a guy tell democrats to kiss it girls don't want to race with fake guys
  225. For you jerks that fired me last year, You have my permission to bite the BIG ONE!
  226. New H-Mod Racing Club Will Join Two 2021 Events by Cyndi Paceley
  227. Wear mask is a sign that you support and submit to Southern Democrat White Supremacy
  228. Democrat Chuck-U Schumer shows his tits while Pelosi forges Trumps name on a fake....
  229. Stop choking your chicken! Note: In the background. chicken has passed out from....
  230. Masters Historic Racing Weekend at Watkins Glen cancelled
  231. Photos: Day One at SVRA’s Vintage Grand Prix of Mid-Ohio
  232. Bob Tasca III tests positive for COVID-19. Says "Pull my finger, Doc Fauchi."
  233. "I got crack in my slurpee cup...hope they don't notice"
  234. HSR rolling again after VSCDA guest appearance at Elkhart Lake Vintage Festival
  235. 100648_3k1dn_1955-jaguar-xk140-se-1-1500x1500.jpg The Jaguar XK140 - Est.£130,000.00
  236. Daniel Urrutia Jr. took his Chevrolet Corvette to GT-1 victory Saturday at Sebring.
  237. 1987 LM07 Toyota / Gr.C – The final version LM05C Group C car
  238. AMC AMX Origionally campaigned by Bruce Moorehead of Plant City Florida
  239. Every 2nd Saturday We are having a free Breakfast in Tampa
  240. WTB canon kit lens
  241. WTB: Nikon d3200
  242. bmx bike for Lens ?
  243. F/S Canon T3 w/ kit lens, 32 GB Card, 3 Extra Batteries
  244. F/S: Canon Rebel T1i. With extras...
  245. Canon 1D Mark III for sale $1800
  246. WTT system for sick digital photography camera!
  247. F/S Canon T3 w/ Kit Lens, 8GB HD SDHC, UV Filter, Extra Battery $500
  248. FS: Canon EOS Rebel T3i & extras
  249. WTB Canon EF/EF-S Wide Angle Lens
  250. FS: Canon 550D kit, 75-300mm Non-IS, 28-135mm IS USM, and 270ex Flash