John Force sucks on the street.
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John Force sucks on the street.
alright, so im cruising down the road, minding my own business, and i see this new mustang hauling ass up behind me, and just jets right past bobbing and weaving like my grandmothers knitting class. Mario andretti ends up locking up the tires doing 100+ to not blast through a red light, smoking them like a emphazima stricken madman. i casually roll up next to him, and OMG...IT WASNT MARIO AT ALL!! its a heavy set fella, and a little auto V6 and i begin to just chuckle cause he has some ac/dc playing. he looks over at me and rolls his eyes and then this john force look alike attempts to go for the full affect and starts to light the tires up at the light...and keeps them lit up...and keeps them still churning...all the way till the light goes green...and he keeps them spinning through the intersection, still on the brakes cause im taking off easy...so i say "make love to it" and click it back into 1st and romp on it and lurch a whole car out on him. and i guess he let off the brakes cause he decided to pull up next to me once i let off. he threw it in neutral and started to bang it off the rev limiter...i mean 2 step...and then neutral drops it into gear, and i just click into 2nd and take off with him, i put a solid 4-5 on him by top of 2nd and somehow caught another light with the guy, and just for total embarassment, i got out of the car with the white out, and put another tick on the fender...went to his window...and told him "You just made me feel like a hundred bucks!" and took my turn off.
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Yea, that about sums it up...
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Sounds like you met an interesting person. Good kill sir.
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Bwahahahahah. Plz tell me this story is exagerated. Nothing this tragic can actaully be true.
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Your fast y0!
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ill probably have to do a dramatic reinactment type video.
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Yea, that about sums it up...
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