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Uncle Ben · 09-30-2002, 06:07 PM

Uncle Ben is calling you out for a matchup at BMP. No reason to get all scared he's really slow . . . just not quite as slow as you. :stickpoke:

**DrDirt** · 09-30-2002, 08:43 PM

The Dr. would like a piece of that too provided there is anything left of him after you are finished with him. You wanted to know where Badrap was, BMP is where. You declined my last invitation with your old car. I will extend the invitation again for your new one. Come get some.

TTZ28 · 09-30-2002, 09:36 PM

I'm sure he'll beat you with his keyboard!!!aint no way it's gonna be at the track!!!
snfff snfff snfff I smell chicken puuckk puck puck puck!!!!!

chet · 09-30-2002, 10:44 PM

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I'm sure he'll beat you with his keyboard!!!aint no way it's gonna be at the track!!!
snfff snfff snfff I smell chicken puuckk puck puck puck!!!!!

sometimes people on this board are hilarious...

would be great if these two actually raced!

10-01-2002, 12:03 AM

Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown.

Have a splendid day.

10-01-2002, 12:03 AM

Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown.

Have a splendid day.

Uncle Ben · 10-01-2002, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by "BoostedY2KGT"

Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown.

Have a splendid day.

It would be Uncle Ben's pleasure. Shall he expect you in your girls car or will he need to wait until you have one that runs? Until then you can help him ice his intake and take out his back seat. I'm sure you'll get a nice view sitting in the fan boy section.

10-01-2002, 01:23 AM

Originally posted my Uncle Rice[qoute]It would be Uncle Ben's pleasure. Shall he expect you in your girls car or will he need to wait until you have one that runs? Until then you can help him ice his intake and take out his back seat. I'm sure you'll get a nice view sitting in the fan boy section. [/quote]

Umm, we don't drive imports. There is no need for us to "take out the back seats" or "ice our intakes". We actually HAVE HORSEPOWER, unlike some of us. So take your make believe domestic killer to the streets and see what happens. Or is your car a "race car" that only races at the track? Gutted interior, no seats, no radio or A/C don't impress me. Maybe it works on your 14 year old friends.

Does it matter what car I'll be in? They are both faster than your box of rice. Uncle Ben-dover, get real and get a real car.

'nuff said.......you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!!!

10-01-2002, 01:27 AM

You guys are hilarious.

chet · 10-01-2002, 01:33 AM

i know, lets see a race!

btw, what does uncle ben drive?

Uncle Ben · 10-01-2002, 01:39 AM

So do you have a car that runs yet? Or are you just a MR. I. "Ben" Fuct fanboy? Bring the '99 if that's all you can scrape up.

It's you losers Uncle Ben sees ripping out the seats, spare, floormats etc. while the ice bag melts on your intake. Uncle Ben will run at the track the same way he takes a leisurely cruise. In full comfort and luxury.

Uncle Ben only cooks rice. He can sautee, steam, fry, and bake. He has many recipes. He's even got one for Steeda posers. If you had the intelligence that God gave a boll weevil you'd have done your homework before calling him out.

Shall Uncle Ben make a reservation for you at the smackdown hotel? Saturday? Say 10ish? Just remember MR. I "Ben" Fuct is first to eat at the plate of humility. After Uncle Ben hot laps around your table will be seated.

10-01-2002, 01:58 AM

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

10-01-2002, 02:09 AM

"Uncle ass clown will only run at the track". Screw the track! Why would I drive all the way out there to BEAT you when I can do it on the streets?

Just becareful when you are driving your "race car" down the road. There is a certain someone that will he hunting you. When you arrive at the light of judgement, proceed to move forward as it turns into the color of envy, but beware, you will try to emerge on top only to be trampled by the wrath of a better breed. Cry as you may with your tires screeching fort, but there will not be any mercy on you as you loose to yourself, pathetic being.

Uncle Ben · 10-01-2002, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by "BoostedY2KGT"

"Uncle ass clown will only run at the track". Screw the track! Why would I drive all the way out there to BEAT you when I can do it on the streets?

Just becareful when you are driving your "race car" down the road. There is a certain someone that will he hunting you. When you arrive at the light of judgement, proceed to move forward as it turns into the color of envy, but beware, you will try to emerge on top only to be trampled by the wrath of a better breed. Cry as you may with your tires screeching fort, but there will not be any mercy on you as you loose to yourself, pathetic being.

Uncle Ben will consider that as a concession by default. 'Fraid you'll get treed? Won't be able to make any excuses? . . . . or just skeeered?

BTW, How's the creative writing class? Looks like you're working on the fantasy assignment.

Uncle Ben · 10-01-2002, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by "`92CXhatch"

damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights???
-Keith

Son, coming from a ricer Uncle Ben will have to consider "fag" to be a compliment. If you're looking for boys in tights check the mirror after you put your jammies on.

09-30-2002, 06:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Uncle Ben Rice Cooker Car: GM sport compact My TRGarage City of the newly wed and nearly dead : 40	Paging Mr. FUCT Uncle Ben is calling you out for a matchup at BMP. No reason to get all scared he's really slow . . . just not quite as slow as you. :stickpoke:

09-30-2002, 08:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	The Dr. would like a piece of that too provided there is anything left of him after you are finished with him. You wanted to know where Badrap was, BMP is where. You declined my last invitation with your old car. I will extend the invitation again for your new one. Come get some.

09-30-2002, 09:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
TTZ28 Registered User Car: My TRGarage St petersburg FL : 10	I'm sure he'll beat you with his keyboard!!!aint no way it's gonna be at the track!!! snfff snfff snfff I smell chicken puuckk puck puck puck!!!!!

10-01-2002, 12:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dr Evo Guest Car: My TRGarage	Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown. Have a splendid day.

10-01-2002, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dr Evo Guest Car: My TRGarage	Hey Uncle Rice, how about you and me line up? You can be my next kill!!! Oh, and good luck beating Will, he's already got you on lockdown. Have a splendid day.

10-01-2002, 01:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dr Evo Guest Car: My TRGarage	Originally posted my Uncle Rice[qoute]It would be Uncle Ben's pleasure. Shall he expect you in your girls car or will he need to wait until you have one that runs? Until then you can help him ice his intake and take out his back seat. I'm sure you'll get a nice view sitting in the fan boy section. [/quote] Umm, we don't drive imports. There is no need for us to "take out the back seats" or "ice our intakes". We actually HAVE HORSEPOWER, unlike some of us. So take your make believe domestic killer to the streets and see what happens. Or is your car a "race car" that only races at the track? Gutted interior, no seats, no radio or A/C don't impress me. Maybe it works on your 14 year old friends. Does it matter what car I'll be in? They are both faster than your box of rice. Uncle Ben-dover, get real and get a real car. 'nuff said.......you are the weakest link, GOODBYE!!!

10-01-2002, 01:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
flounder Guest Car: My TRGarage	You guys are hilarious.

10-01-2002, 01:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
chet All Aboard Car: 1989 Dodge Colt My TRGarage st petersburg, fla. : 98973793	i know, lets see a race! btw, what does uncle ben drive?

10-01-2002, 01:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
Uncle Ben Rice Cooker Car: GM sport compact My TRGarage City of the newly wed and nearly dead : 40	So do you have a car that runs yet? Or are you just a MR. I. "Ben" Fuct fanboy? Bring the '99 if that's all you can scrape up. It's you losers Uncle Ben sees ripping out the seats, spare, floormats etc. while the ice bag melts on your intake. Uncle Ben will run at the track the same way he takes a leisurely cruise. In full comfort and luxury. Uncle Ben only cooks rice. He can sautee, steam, fry, and bake. He has many recipes. He's even got one for Steeda posers. If you had the intelligence that God gave a boll weevil you'd have done your homework before calling him out. Shall Uncle Ben make a reservation for you at the smackdown hotel? Saturday? Say 10ish? Just remember MR. I "Ben" Fuct is first to eat at the plate of humility. After Uncle Ben hot laps around your table will be seated.

10-01-2002, 01:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
Keith Guest Car: My TRGarage	damn... now doesnt "uncle ben" sound like a fucking wrestler??? what a fag... are you going to race in tights??? -Keith

10-01-2002, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Dr Evo Guest Car: My TRGarage	"Uncle ass clown will only run at the track". Screw the track! Why would I drive all the way out there to BEAT you when I can do it on the streets? Just becareful when you are driving your "race car" down the road. There is a certain someone that will he hunting you. When you arrive at the light of judgement, proceed to move forward as it turns into the color of envy, but beware, you will try to emerge on top only to be trampled by the wrath of a better breed. Cry as you may with your tires screeching fort, but there will not be any mercy on you as you loose to yourself, pathetic being.