Puns puns puns

[fun2drive95]

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.



2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.



3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.



4. A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of mass disruption.



5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind
in his work.



6.No matter how much you push the envelope, it wil still be stationary.



7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.



8. A granade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.



9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.



10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.



12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the other "You stay here, I'll go on a head".



14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.



15. A sign on a lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass.!



16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "no
changs yet".



17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.



18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't
have the balls to do it.



19. The short fortune teller that escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.



20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.



21 A backward poet writes inverse.



22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
Count that voutes.



23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.



24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

[SDSG]

lol awesome

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Originally Posted by fun2drive95

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.

i would be concerned about this one if i was them

[R6Mitsu]

Pretty cool.

[HaZed]

some are cheesy but still good!

[lukasss]

lol that was punny

[EliteZ]

hah ha