Damian's Joke Of The Day!

Damian STi · 09-01-2008, 06:16 PM

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give that bitch a shovel.

OneCleanS14 · 09-01-2008, 06:21 PM

at first i was like "um what??????" then i

'd repped that was good

Scott90 · 09-01-2008, 06:23 PM

hahah repped

**Turd Ferguson** · 09-01-2008, 07:07 PM

lol

blue_eclipse93 · 09-02-2008, 04:10 AM

Im confused....

**SkwervE** · 09-02-2008, 04:14 AM

haha yea women belong at home!

wash my clothes bitch wheres my dinner

Damian STi · 09-02-2008, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue_eclipse93

Im confused....

Um, lol. the "dishwasher" is supposed to be a "woman" thats why the ending says give that "bitch" a shovel. like degrading woman highly, you know? heres another degrading joke:

Whats better then cumming in a girls mouth without telling her?

Following it with a punch to the face.

KISSmyACE · 09-02-2008, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrNiceGuy

haha yea women belong at home!

wash my clothes bitch wheres my dinner

people like you piss me off. lick my clit, bitch!

kthxbye

**SkwervE** · 09-02-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KISSmyACE

people like you piss me off. lick my clit, bitch!

kthxbye

wheres my dinner bitch?!

**SayWhaa?** · 09-02-2008, 12:11 PM

+1 i want a sammwich!

Saul · 09-02-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KISSmyACE

people like you piss me off. lick my clit, bitch!

kthxbye

i like your attitude

fun2drive95 · 09-02-2008, 01:11 PM

lol

KISSmyACE · 09-02-2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul

i like your attitude

thanks!
the only bad thing is the guys that ruin me being a smartass by replying
"okay, take of your pants, i'll lick it"

**SkwervE** · 09-02-2008, 01:44 PM

i don't care whos licking it.. wheres my damn food

KISSmyACE · 09-02-2008, 01:55 PM

see you next tuesday!

09-01-2008, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Damian STi Hawkeye @ll!4nc3 #119 Car: '07 STi My TRGarage Riverview, FL : 1111655715	Damian's Joke Of The Day! How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel.

09-01-2008, 06:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
OneCleanS14 formerly s13. Car: 1996 S14 My TRGarage florida : 777683188	at first i was like "um what??????" then i 'd repped that was good

09-01-2008, 06:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Scott90 Smith Customs, Inc. Car: Del Sol My TRGarage New Port Richey Work In: Clearwater : 2147483647	hahah repped

09-01-2008, 07:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Turd Ferguson littering and Car: Shoebox on wheels My TRGarage Seffnah : 2147483647	lol

09-02-2008, 04:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
blue_eclipse93 dum de dum Car: 93 Mitsu Eclipse GS, 90' 240sx My TRGarage Tampa : 501814479	Im confused....

09-02-2008, 04:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
SkwervE realer than most Car: blue My TRGarage lakeland : 2147483647	haha yea women belong at home! wash my clothes bitch wheres my dinner

09-02-2008, 12:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
SayWhaa? they call me baby Jesus Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	+1 i want a sammwich!

09-02-2008, 01:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
fun2drive95 Registered User Car: My TRGarage : 355791006	lol

09-02-2008, 01:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
SkwervE realer than most Car: blue My TRGarage lakeland : 2147483647	i don't care whos licking it.. wheres my damn food

09-02-2008, 01:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
KISSmyACE CRASH :) Car: My TRGarage Clearwater, FL. : 2147483647	see you next tuesday!