Billy Mays captioned pictures..

Brandon · 07-05-2008, 04:32 AM

Billy Mays. The obnoxious guy that screams at you about the brand new product that's going to change the way you live your life, scratch your car, pull semis with putty, keeps anything on earth white as the day you bought it and hang a 30 pound weight on the wall. The way this guy presents the product alone is hilarious, along with the abundance of hand signals.

Anyway, I was looking for a captioned picture online to ruin a thread here on TR, and I came up really short. Kind of disappointing. Someone who is witty and shares my ideal of added humor to the internet.. make something and post it up!

--Brandon

nocomply540 · 07-05-2008, 04:35 AM

I wanna know how much Mr Bill is worth!?

miasma · 07-05-2008, 04:42 AM

When he came through where I used to work he said he bought a new Bentley just cause a car wash broke the antenna off his other one soooo, I'd say enough

**medicmatt** · 07-05-2008, 08:47 PM

Brandon · 07-05-2008, 08:51 PM

Yes.

cha0tic · 07-05-2008, 09:12 PM

zhillz · 07-05-2008, 10:33 PM

Steez · 07-05-2008, 10:37 PM

Brandon your just mad because you weren't chosen to scream at people through their TV to buy useless products.

OXYCLEAN!

**btuner** · 07-05-2008, 10:46 PM

you guys know he lives around here.

zhillz · 07-05-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

When he came through where I used to work he said he bought a new Bentley just cause a car wash broke the antenna off his other one soooo, I'd say enough

Quote:

Originally Posted by btuner

you guys know he lives around here.

i think we put that together

**btuner** · 07-05-2008, 10:50 PM

lol yeah my parents used to go to the same church that he goes to

Steez · 07-05-2008, 10:51 PM

Did he try to sell them stuff off the TV?

extatic002 · 07-05-2008, 10:54 PM

^are you kidding...there set for life with oxyclean

zhillz · 07-05-2008, 10:56 PM

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Orange Clean, Orange Glo
Hercules Hook wall hangers
Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
Ding King automotive dent remover
Zorbeez absorbent towels
Lint-B-Gone lint brush
Samurai Shark knife sharpener
Liquid Diamond car waxing product
Awesome Auger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
FreeFone wireless phone holder
Handy Switch remote light switches
Black Swan Furniture
Micro-Men Duster
FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
Easy Off Bam!
Sealtite Tire Sealant
Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
Vidalia Slice Wizard
Vidalia Chop-it
Bloomin' Onion Maker
Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Cutco Kitchenware
Bedazzler (Platinum Edition)
Street Options Auto Accessories
Energize energy supplement
EngraveIt
Kaboom!
Never-Scrub tile cleaner
Sandstrom OnTV
Mighty Mend It
Big City Slider Station
Gopher reach extending tool
Mighty Putty
Handy Switch
iCan Benefit Group, LLC.
Swiffer SweeperVac
Steam Buddy
Calcium Lime Rust
FixIt car scratch remover

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**BLUE2KSS** · 07-06-2008, 02:05 AM

he bought a 750 Li from us

07-05-2008, 04:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brandon pasn u sdwyz n the slo ln Car: My TRGarage Virginia : 2147483647	Billy Mays captioned pictures.. Billy Mays. The obnoxious guy that screams at you about the brand new product that's going to change the way you live your life, scratch your car, pull semis with putty, keeps anything on earth white as the day you bought it and hang a 30 pound weight on the wall. The way this guy presents the product alone is hilarious, along with the abundance of hand signals. Anyway, I was looking for a captioned picture online to ruin a thread here on TR, and I came up really short. Kind of disappointing. Someone who is witty and shares my ideal of added humor to the internet.. make something and post it up! --Brandon

07-05-2008, 10:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
zhillz Zate's Daddy Car: 96 big body sittin on chrome My TRGarage : 2147483647	Products advertised This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it. OxiClean Orange Clean, Orange Glo Hercules Hook wall hangers Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover Ding King automotive dent remover Zorbeez absorbent towels Lint-B-Gone lint brush Samurai Shark knife sharpener Liquid Diamond car waxing product Awesome Auger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner FreeFone wireless phone holder Handy Switch remote light switches Black Swan Furniture Micro-Men Duster FoneFree wireless cellphone headset Easy Off Bam! Sealtite Tire Sealant Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline Vidalia Slice Wizard Vidalia Chop-it Bloomin' Onion Maker Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser Cutco Kitchenware Bedazzler (Platinum Edition) Street Options Auto Accessories Energize energy supplement EngraveIt Kaboom! Never-Scrub tile cleaner Sandstrom OnTV Mighty Mend It Big City Slider Station Gopher reach extending tool Mighty Putty Handy Switch iCan Benefit Group, LLC. Swiffer SweeperVac Steam Buddy Calcium Lime Rust FixIt car scratch remover Billy Mays - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

07-05-2008, 04:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
nocomply540 is retired... Car: 1989 ef hb My TRGarage Ridgemanor : 2147483647	I wanna know how much Mr Bill is worth!?

07-05-2008, 04:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
miasma Unregistered user Car: 92' mr2 My TRGarage Tampa? : 878574148	When he came through where I used to work he said he bought a new Bentley just cause a car wash broke the antenna off his other one soooo, I'd say enough

07-05-2008, 08:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
medicmatt _____________ Car: < 100rwhp My TRGarage Semenhole : 2147483647

07-05-2008, 08:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brandon pasn u sdwyz n the slo ln Car: My TRGarage Virginia : 2147483647	Yes.

07-05-2008, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
cha0tic Banned Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647

07-05-2008, 10:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
zhillz Zate's Daddy Car: 96 big body sittin on chrome My TRGarage : 2147483647

07-05-2008, 10:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Steez Hates Your Face Car: White DC's My TRGarage Over the bridge and into the Bay... : 1894671873	Brandon your just mad because you weren't chosen to scream at people through their TV to buy useless products. OXYCLEAN!

07-05-2008, 10:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
btuner Moderator Car: Supermoto My TRGarage Paparazziville : 2147483647	you guys know he lives around here.

07-05-2008, 10:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
btuner Moderator Car: Supermoto My TRGarage Paparazziville : 2147483647	lol yeah my parents used to go to the same church that he goes to

07-05-2008, 10:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Steez Hates Your Face Car: White DC's My TRGarage Over the bridge and into the Bay... : 1894671873	Did he try to sell them stuff off the TV?

07-06-2008, 02:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
BLUE2KSS Mechanical Engineer Car: 2000 SS My TRGarage Panama City : 287924688	he bought a 750 Li from us

07-05-2008, 10:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
extatic002 is an asshole Car: 92 P.O.S My TRGarage 727 : 1518261883	^are you kidding...there set for life with oxyclean