** WW ** Tampa and it's Close Neighbors BS Thread

[killerSRT]

Negative sir, If I am correct those three diamonds in that shape actually means fecies in ancient heiroglyphics...So it looks like Mitsu knew what they were doing.

LMAO

[JDM Jones]

I thought they only had crank walk and check engine lights though

coming from an SRT guru...?

[killerSRT]

coming from an SRT guru...?

SRT's were dsm's

That car came in use when I was working at Chrysler! Van came in with a check engine light. Guy walked over to the parts department to check out the diagnostic tool. I did the diagnostic check from the car, found p0071 (I think), looked at the ambient temperature sensor and saw it smashed, told the guy what part to get, and what the problem was, by the time he got back with the tool

[Shadytrixta1]

SRT's were glorified rental cars with no power windows in the rear

fixed

[Liquid]

lol wow how does the exhaust just fall wtf!!!!

I have no idea.. They were practing launching and did one pass and bam huge exhaust leak from under the car. They exhaust was still on the hangers but seperated from the down pipe.

[killerSRT]

fixed

Manual windows didn't bother me. It was the fuckin manual windows that only went half way down!

[Liquid]

+1 on this one

Bolts and hangers normally prevent this from happening. WTF is wrong with this car? Only thing I ever hear about it, is all the shit that goes wrong or breaks with it.

You think you have bad luck? ha!

Night before he put a huge gash threw the transfer case all the way around the casing atleast an inch wide. Looked like Crocodile Dundee(sp?) just stabbed the transfer case with his knife like he was skinning an aligator.

Couple days before that he blew up his tranny..

week before that.. he cracked a piston...

week before that week before he blew his clutch up.

All this and hes only had the car for less than 3 months!!!

[killerSRT]

That's not luck, that's abuse Luck is when you're sitting there thinking about gum drops and lollipops and the world ninja's up on you and shits in your face.

[Liquid]

So lets look at everything hes broken

1. clutch
2. Piston
3. evo 8 tranny
4. transfer case and diff
5. 2 front axles
6. exhaust fell off.

What does he have to show for it?

[RSXChiCk]

^ lot's of Built -up RAGE

[killerSRT]

So lets look at everything hes broken

1. clutch
2. Piston
3. evo 8 tranny
4. transfer case and diff
5. 2 front axles
6. exhaust fell off.

What does he have to show for it?

Same for me and the srt. Whole list of shit that went wrong on it, tons and tons of money (next month will be my last payment for a personal loan I took out for mods alone, woot woot ), and I have nothing to show for it

[JDM Jones]

^ lot's of Built -up RAGE

He actually doesnt even seem upset.. the other night he seemed kinda... happy.. broke lol

[JDM Jones]

Same for me and the srt. Whole list of shit that went wrong on it, tons and tons of money (next month will be my last payment for a personal loan I took out for mods alone, woot woot ), and I have nothing to show for it

So what kind of wreck are u going to get in with ur next car? off a cliff perhaps? or maybe into a lake...?

[RSXChiCk]

He actually doesnt even seem upset.. the other night he seemed kinda... happy.. broke lol

It's the beginning stages... it's called denial.. It will hit him eventually

[killerSRT]

So what kind of wreck are u going to get in with ur next car? off a cliff perhaps? or maybe into a lake...?

There shall be no wreck! My luck is changing...I hope.