WTB paint that makes my car faster

[flyspyder55]

lol the stickers arent working enough

[spoonfedcrx]

then you have to get slime green paint and a huge wing, oh and the loudest possible exhaust you can find so people hear you before they see you.

[flyspyder55]

hmmm what material should this wing be made of? and should it be rattle can paint?

[GT4SOM]

What if you paint flames on your car? That might make you go faster!

[ibidu1]

hmmm what material should this wing be made of?

It should be made out of carbon fiber vinyl

[mickey]

Don't listen to those other guys. They're just trying to hustle you! No paint in the world can make your car go faster.

BUT... the right kind of clear coat CAN! It's been scientifically proven!!!

If you want your car to go faster what you REALLY need is some of that special Digitally Enhanced Electronically Supercharged Tactical "TurboDynamic" Clear Coat stuff that pure kustoms makes in his lab.

He says he may mass market it some day, but for right now he's only selling it to all the top Nascar drivers. But don't tell anyone. This is top secret stuff. It may not even be track legal!

The way he explained it to me is all the molecules in this product are shaped like this: >><<<>><><>><<<<<<<.

But somehow, in his secret underground laboratory (which is guarded by drunk Rottweilers) he gets these special molecules to all line up with their little pointed heads facing the front of the car like this: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

See what's happening here? The guy is a genius!!!!!! This way, the air just flows right over the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>>> reducing drag by up to 87%!

The open ends of the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>> all face the rear of the car so they don't catch any air and slow ya down.

He"ll apply it to your car for only $17,000, plus tax. It takes about 3-6 months to apply it. OK, sometimes it takes a little more time, but you'll probably get your car back in something less than a full year. Maybe.

If you want it done right, you just have to be patient.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Cash. Up front. No checks. No exceptions. No discounts. No one in the lab when he makes it. No one in the shop when he shoots it. No shit.

You either trust him... or ya don't.

It's up to you.

[pure_kustoms]

damn you gave up my secret lab work!!!
you know that it is hidden though.
but i am actually changing it in to a lab to cure cancer.
dont worry though, when i get to the point of curing asshole-ism i will let you know.

[mickey]

damn you gave up my secret lab work!!!
you know that it is hidden though.
but i am actually changing it in to a lab to cure cancer.
dont worry though, when i get to the point of curing asshole-ism i will let you know.

Weak. Very weak.

[pure_kustoms]

Weak. Very weak.

yup, so weak you have nothing to say,.
again you are calling me out on trying to help people,.
See this is the thing, people come on this site sometimes looking for help, as you yourself did, and we help each other out, you just did not like to hear the truth that you are going to regret you paint job within a year,.
Mainly because you will loose $1000 on the bet you made me, but i doubt you will ever pay up,..
Stop being a chump, you are acting like a damn kid,..
Oh yeah here is some more for ya,.!!

[flyspyder55]

if it cures asshole then i dont want it.. i'll spend 17k on paint but if it makes me quit being an asshole i have no intrest..

oh yeah and that kid is retarded... SW as good as dupont hahaha

[TheTanMan]

Duct Tape FTMFW!

[ALL-JDM]

this thread is pointless......

[pure_kustoms]

this thread is pointless......

WOW!!!!!! REALLY????

[BAMF]

I'm gonna buy some go-fast paint and use a roller to put it on my car, because I'm not paying you fucking crooks all the money you want to spray it. Paintjobs should cost 75 dollars + materials!

[Java110]

I'm gonna buy some go-fast paint and use a roller to put it on my car, because I'm not paying you fucking crooks all the money you want to spray it. Paintjobs should cost 75 dollars + materials!

This paint job cost me around $54.. No roller though, it was sprayed. Helped me sell the car faster and for more money, seeing as it did gain like 10whp from the go-fast paint i used.