ask tim questions/ advice thread.

[The Chimichunga]

How do you think the human race will come to an end?

[osama tim laden]

the internet will rise up and destroy us all.
but, most likely aids.

[willie_massacre]

dear tim, how do i spot an internet thug in real life?

[osama tim laden]

its usually a reverse scale of how tiny the person is in real life, vs how much shit they talk.
its also based on how much shit they talk compared to the next time theyll be out in a social setting.

like, say theres a meet or something on the 20th, and this guy just talks mad shit to everyone, but you notice things getting nicer and nicer as it gets closer to the 20th, chances are, the guys a pussy. or, just trying to make his attack a surprise. but thats rare.

also, ive seen tons, and been in a few fights over internet beef ,but none from car based sites. so, my overall theory is, cars = internet tough guy.

[S14_Silvia_SE]

If I was in a spaceship traveling through space at the speed of light, and I turned my headlights on, would they do anything?

[osama tim laden]

yes. they would be on.
and theyre traveling at a speed relative to you, so it would still shine forward.
but, i dont know if a person standing in front of you would see any light from the headlights.

[miataspeed]

what would make my car uber jdm wtf cool

[osama tim laden]

i dont know what any of that means.
but a good route to a good car might be a different owner.

[4wheeldriftS13]

lolcano

In Short Circuit, did that Indian dude really mean to build a AI that has binoculars as a head?

[Z28ricer]

9mm or .45acp ?

[tuner1989]

Black guys cock or balls our supercar?

[Petitt]

is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

[sean1]

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your gf. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. pick

[osama tim laden]

lolcano
In Short Circuit, did that Indian dude really mean to build a AI that has binoculars as a head?

im sure he did. patels are usually pretty smart, so i imagine it was so johnny 5 could see better. nooo dissasemble!

9mm or .45acp ?

.45 acp. theres not much point carrying a gun unless it can put a hole through your target. whether thats a paper target or a persons face. i need a new gun, but just hate spending money on them. owning a 380 has to be the worst idea. ammo is so expensive, id have to do a spreadsheet to see if whoever im shooting is worth the bullet.

is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

trick question, there is no such thing as hell, because that means heaven would have to exist as well.

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your gf. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. pick

all of the above, all at once.

[osama tim laden]

Black guys cock or balls our supercar?

i thought they were the same thing?