The Passion of Christ's Knitting

**BigBadBuick** · 04-01-2004, 02:47 PM

Before the non believers start bashing, I wanted to share a little known fact. Yes, that's right, Mary taught Jesus to knit waaaay before he became a prophet. Carpentry was pushed on him by Joseph because he was tired of everyone at the local watering hole calling him names because of his pansy afghan knitting son.

I will now go pray for forgiveness

walken · 04-02-2004, 12:25 AM

Hail Satan.

cheesy · 04-02-2004, 12:28 AM

ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!

**Trip** · 04-02-2004, 02:09 AM

04-01-2004, 02:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigBadBuick Livin' Large Car: 95 USDM LT1 B-Body with NAWS! My TRGarage Here : 54280663	The Passion of Christ's Knitting Before the non believers start bashing, I wanted to share a little known fact. Yes, that's right, Mary taught Jesus to knit waaaay before he became a prophet. Carpentry was pushed on him by Joseph because he was tired of everyone at the local watering hole calling him names because of his pansy afghan knitting son. I will now go pray for forgiveness

04-02-2004, 12:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
walken Registered User Car: 1987 Mazda RX7 Turbo2 My TRGarage bradenton : 10	Hail Satan.

04-02-2004, 12:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
cheesy Back on the road again... Car: 02 S2000 My TRGarage : 10	ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!

04-02-2004, 02:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trip Dramatic Lemur Car: Z33 Track My TRGarage beyond the environment : 2653910