knitting and abortions

[Guado]

Recently the associated press discovered a rapid trend with so called "knitters."

Associated Press 04/01/04:

They have revealed that as many as 36% of females between the ages of 18-34 are posing as knitters by carrying preknitted blankets. Harmless one would think. However looking deeply into the matter it shows that these posers are actually whores! Slutty, cock gobbling whores that do not use protection. They are using the needles to give themselve makeshfit abortions.

Within the last 2 months about 15 "knit houses" as they are called were shut down and many more arrested for running these illegal abortion clinics specializing in defacing the use of the knitting needle for the benifit of the loose lipped, crab factory, herpes infested women.

If you or anyone you know has been to, supports, or provides Knit needles for these whores. Please Contact 1-800-KNIT-4-LIFE for information on how to assist.

Kill them I say, less money taken from my paycheck!

[BAMF]

Originally posted by Mars_302
Kill them I say, less money taken from my paycheck!

The whores, teh fetuses, or both?

[Guado]

TTT

[cheesy]

hahaha again YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.