Lets start the new year without any more bashing...

[CoRDiTe]

First of all lets get the rules straight. You are allowed to modify your car in the state of Florida without having it inspected.

1. The Florida Street Legal Laws are covered in the Florida Statutes F.S 23
2. Florida's code do not have any regulations on Wheels
3. There are currently no suspension lift limits or suspension modification restrictions listed in Florida's law.
4. Bumpers are required in the state of Florida. FS 23-316-251



For those of you who keep complaining about Laws in Florida remember that Florida does not have any vehicle inspections anymore. The last time they had vehicle inspections in the state of Florida was July of 2000 IIRC. If anyone remembers the actual date please chime in. For those of you who do not like to use bumpers (Nissan owners) it's illegal to drive your vehicle without a bumper. For those of you who had questions about lifting a vehicle read below.



Florida does not have a suspension lift limit or a frame height restriction, however, bumper height is regulated depending on the vehicle's GVWR. As long as the vehicle's bumper height remains legal, drivers are free to install suspension lift kits, aftermarket wheels and tires, performance shocks, aftermarket bumpers, and grille guards.

[CoRDiTe]

Here's also a nice list of stupid laws still in effect in the state of Florida. So if you really are that concerned about suspension then be concerned about these laws too that you're probably breaking every day.

Florida
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• Apparently with an exaggerated idea of the laws of thermal dynamics, the city council of West Palm Beach, Fla., once decreed that the roofs of all outhouses be fireproof.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
• Cape Coral: It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline; It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street (This law is limited to only those who do not own the house)
• Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired;
• Don't plan on using any of the celebratory Champagne bottle sizes known as Methuselahs, Salamanazars, Balthazars or Nebuchadnezzars. These very traditional Champagne bottle sizes are all illegal in Florida.
• Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes spending money, a five-year banishment, and a bus ticket out of town.
• Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
• Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• Hialeah: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
• In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
• In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
• In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• In Florida, men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
• In Miami, Florida it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
• In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
• In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Miami Shores Village, Fla., has for years required that all goods made in Communist countries and offered for sale in Miami Shores Village be clearly marked as such. The ordinance notes that such goods are often marked in a "false, misleading or inadequate manner, to hide their Communist origins."
• In Sarasota it is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• In Saratoga, Florida it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
• It is considered an offense to shower naked.
• It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
• It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday.
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
• It's against a Key West, Fla., ordinance to spit on a church floor.
• It's illegal in Florida for an unmarried man and woman to live together in "open and gross lewdness." Connecticut once had a similar law, but only the woman was penalized.
• Key West: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Miami: It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown; No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle.
• Oral sex is illegal.
• Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
• Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person; It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel; A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
• Pinecrest: In order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained.
• Sanford Stage: Nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine.
• Sarasota: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00; You may not catch crabs.
• Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
• Under a 1959 ordinance, stubborn children were considered vagrants in Jupiter Inlet Colony, Fla.
• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. The salon owner can also be fined for this horrible crime.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
• You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

[Thaking]

How about we start off the new year without useless threads?











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[Taylorinalaska]

Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.
mo·lest (m-lst)tr.v. mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests 1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.



Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned;
mo·lest (m-lst)tr.v. mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests 1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.



Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
probably to control disease back in the day, this makes perfect sense.

Key West: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
if you've ever been there, you'd know why.

It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel;
I imagine this was a huge problem on small streets in large cities back when barrels were popular for shipping; weight of contents makes it harder for officials to move it, thus they fine you more.

try harder, homo. not you cordite, the writer. well, you too.

[demoownz]

how about we start off the new year without useless threads?

lol

[REY]

How about we start off the new year without useless threads?











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How about starting the new year without trollish posts? - (wishful thinking, it's like curing cancer)

[arsrac]

All I got put of this is that it states that oral sex is illegal... Don't let my wife see that one I call BS

[K20A2]

Wtf is this shit. You're starting to go senor Honda on us, cordite!

[CoRDiTe]

Wtf is this shit. You're starting to go senor Honda on us, cordite!

Stop bitching about suspension modifications and threads like this won't go up.

[K20A2]

I haven't bitched about suspension modifications at all? are you high?

[CoRDiTe]

I haven't bitched about suspension modifications at all? are you high?

High on life, buzzed kill on pay, and drunk off of the love my kids give me.

[medicmatt]

Wtf is going on in here?

[Taylorinalaska]

High on life, buzzed kill on pay, and drunk off of the love my kids give me.

so the heroin isn't doing it for you?

[CoRDiTe]

so the heroin isn't doing it for you?

Have anymore? I could use another dose.

[Taylorinalaska]

Have anymore? I could use another dose.

be over in 30, I got the flavored lube you like for your 'payment'