Ed Zachary Disease

**864I'DCaprI** · 06-02-2008, 07:41 PM

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did a s she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

**CHRIS** · 06-02-2008, 08:08 PM

Funniest joke so far this year...

LMFAO

Adrenalin · 06-02-2008, 08:32 PM

MiDiablo · 06-02-2008, 08:55 PM

I lub it.

S281-335 · 06-02-2008, 11:05 PM

You regular Bob Hope, You maka my side hurt.

06-02-2008, 07:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
864I'DCaprI Look B 4 U C Car: '86 Capri, '99 F2fiddy, '03-55lb thrust 13' Jon Boat < Drag boat My TRGarage 1.211.54.8 : 2147483647	Ed Zachary Disease Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did a s she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

06-02-2008, 08:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
CHRIS soon to have 5 grand Car: 89 coupe, 06 Chevy Colorado My TRGarage St. Pete : 2147483647	Funniest joke so far this year... LMFAO

06-02-2008, 08:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Adrenalin Needs to work on his car! Car: '95 Fobra project My TRGarage Lakeland, Fl : 2147483647

06-02-2008, 08:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
MiDiablo $ells Foreclo$ure$ Cheap! Car: 2006 Silverado; 1989 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Brooksville, FL : 2147483647	I lub it.

06-02-2008, 11:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
S281-335 Registered User Car: My TRGarage : 14771166	You regular Bob Hope, You maka my side hurt.