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Car: '86 Capri, '99 F2fiddy, '03-55lb thrust 13' Jon Boat < Drag boat
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Just got this from a buddy of mine and thought Id share it on here... Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'.' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try these on.' She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.' Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.' Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here- you try on mine.' He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.' Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.' Last edited by 864I'DCaprI : 06-01-2008 at 08:34 PM. |
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LOL!
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