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Old 06-01-2008, 08:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Pants Vs Panties

Just got this from a buddy of mine and thought Id share it on here...


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on'.'

She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here - try
these on.'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here- you try on mine.'

He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will.'

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Old 06-01-2008, 08:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Effing truth right there. Women's rights is a muthertrucker


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Old 06-01-2008, 09:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 01:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2008, 01:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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