To Be 6 Again

[Ford DNA]

To Be 6 again...


A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at
herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose
early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovin gly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my
dress size, you dumb ass!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it
wrong.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE
IT.

[limegreenneon]

WoooooooW



I want to be like everybody else in here and say ....."Rep for You"

[shinysideup]

Sounds like EVERY commercial on tv,men are stupid fucks that cant tie their shoes without women. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself .

[**CHRIS**]

Originally Posted by shinysideup

Sounds like EVERY commercial on tv,men are stupid fucks that cant tie their shoes without women. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself .

For once, I agree with Joe.

If the bitch had said that she would like to be "A" six again...instead of "she would like to be 6 again", the husband would have probably laughed and told her fat ass to quit dreaming... or lay off the bon-bons and hit the cardio...

Treadmill FTW.

Also, nevermind me tonight, I am not in the best of moods right now.

[Ford DNA]

It's just a joke.

[Ford DNA]

And, actually, if reading comprehension didn't own you, you'd realize the joke basically is saying women are complicated, fickle bitches than can never be pleased.

So whatever inferiority issue you have has nothing to do with my joke, so maybe you should just keep it to yourself next time, instead of attempting to bash me every time I post. Or just go the fuck away..whichever.

[Lookin2GoFA$T]

lay off this girl guys. Even i got a chuckle out of this one. i'll throw some rep on your pile if you promise to keep posting whatever you want and say "F" the haters.

[Ford DNA]

I promise to speak my mind. LOL

[**CHRIS**]

Originally Posted by Lookin2GoFA$T

lay off this girl guys.

My comment was on the joke itself..not Amanda..