Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex

limegreenneon · 04-27-2008, 11:21 PM

Crazy Idea From Romania : Man Superglues Condom to Penis to Save on Sex! : Sky Pedia

A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis.

The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici’s wife bought were a bit ‘roomy’.

The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.

They used superglue to glue the condom to the man’s penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn’t come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.

One of the nurses said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”

95coBraSVT · 04-28-2008, 12:57 PM

LOLZ! Of course, I put on 5 pairs of underwear on Monday so I never have to change them throughout the week. I just take a pair off every day.

Ford DNA · 04-28-2008, 07:15 PM

yeah but do you pee and ejaculate in them and leave them on?

I can't believe these idiots are procreating.

limegreenneon · 04-28-2008, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ford DNA

yeah but do you pee and ejaculate in them and leave them on?

I can't believe these idiots are procreating.

Hey Hey hey, i take offence to part of that....i have won many drinking bets at bars by not getting up to uses the bathroom

Ford DNA · 04-28-2008, 11:15 PM

I no longer know you.

**shinysideup** · 04-29-2008, 01:14 AM

If they arent prego they did good.

Know why superglue is so good at sticking to your skin? It was invented as a way to quickly close a wound without stitches. Has been used in teh Nam-- present for this. Simply clean wound, apply lil glue, pressure and go.

04-27-2008, 11:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
limegreenneon Registered User Car: My TRGarage : 1035095006	Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex Crazy Idea From Romania : Man Superglues Condom to Penis to Save on Sex! : Sky Pedia A Romanian man needed some help after his ‘great idea’ started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis. The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn’t want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici’s wife bought were a bit ‘roomy’. The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another. They used superglue to glue the condom to the man’s penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought. After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn’t come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help. One of the nurses said: “He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end.”

04-28-2008, 12:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
95coBraSVT drives a slow car Car: 95 Mustang Cobra, 67 mustang cp, 94 vert V-6 My TRGarage ummm tampa? LOL : 2147483647	LOLZ! Of course, I put on 5 pairs of underwear on Monday so I never have to change them throughout the week. I just take a pair off every day.

04-28-2008, 07:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	yeah but do you pee and ejaculate in them and leave them on? I can't believe these idiots are procreating.

04-28-2008, 11:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	I no longer know you.

04-29-2008, 01:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
shinysideup Junkyard dog Car: 70 Mav(2)/51 Chev/00F2fitty/68 P350 My TRGarage bradenton : 2147483647	If they arent prego they did good. Know why superglue is so good at sticking to your skin? It was invented as a way to quickly close a wound without stitches. Has been used in teh Nam-- present for this. Simply clean wound, apply lil glue, pressure and go.