New Gov emblem

[stang stroker]

Official Announcement:



The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from

an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's

political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys

the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of

security while you're actually being screwed!



Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.