Free Kittens ... funny political humor

StangItMan · 03-20-2008, 07:43 PM

FREE KITTENS

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE
KITTENS" next to them.

Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on
a motorcycle in front.

The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest
car.

Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are
not even open yet"

What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.**

Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign
manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the
media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her
boxof kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of
black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS
and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his
limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all
these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today

Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens.

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me
that they were DEMOCRATS.

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes
open.

blacksheep-1 · 03-20-2008, 08:11 PM

I don't know if Obama goes for the photo op like Monica's ex boyfriend did, but I sure wouldn't put it past Hillary. She's so full of BS that she once told some folks that she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the first guy up Mt. Everest. Only problem was, she was born before he climbed the mountain.
that's a fact, it's actual.

**CHRIS** · 03-20-2008, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StangItMan

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes
open.

03-20-2008, 07:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
StangItMan Registered User Car: 06 GT, 04 Cobra SVT, 93 Notch/V8, 89 GT/347, 84 Notch (racer), and 98 Explorer 5.0, 66 F100 (soon) My TRGarage Tampa Bay, FL : 688245448	Free Kittens ... funny political humor FREE KITTENS Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked. Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet" What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.** Democrats" says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens. The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her boxof kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today Yes sir," Suzy said, "The are all REPUBLICAN kittens. Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS. Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.

03-20-2008, 08:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
blacksheep-1 Registered User Car: 93 and 99 mustangs My TRGarage st. pete : 385402248	I don't know if Obama goes for the photo op like Monica's ex boyfriend did, but I sure wouldn't put it past Hillary. She's so full of BS that she once told some folks that she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, the first guy up Mt. Everest. Only problem was, she was born before he climbed the mountain. that's a fact, it's actual.