toilet seat up or down? why does it matter?

Joker Instituted · 03-18-2008, 11:55 PM

girls get mad about the seat being up, why? they need it down so they can go to the bathroom right, well most of the time we need it up so we can go. so why cant they lift it up for us? i think there just lazy. i know this is stupid but for some odd reason it's bugging me that i dont even know why i get yell'd at.

Ink · 03-18-2008, 11:58 PM

Women ARE lazy.

**Mars_302** · 03-18-2008, 11:59 PM

them bitches wanted equal rights but they are sure hell pick and choose which ones they want

Tiffiny · 03-19-2008, 12:01 AM

i know how hard is it for them to lift it 4 us bs lol

Duceanahalf · 03-19-2008, 12:02 AM

i put the seat down. i also put the lid down. if i gotta lift the seat, she is gonna have to lift the lid. Or, piss on the seat

Ink · 03-19-2008, 12:03 AM

^

rep'd

ShakinIt · 03-19-2008, 12:04 AM

It's called courtesy and respect dude.....you'll find you get a lot farther with women (most anyway) when you treat them with courtesy and respect.....

Tiffiny · 03-19-2008, 12:06 AM

this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy
did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!

Gooser · 03-19-2008, 12:08 AM

I just piss all over the seat...Sometimes I dont even use the bathroom and I piss on her face...Im like R kelly y0!

YouTube - Piss on you

Joker Instituted · 03-19-2008, 12:08 AM

but still. most of the time you can tell if there on there monthly visit or not just by going to the bathroom to lift up the seat. i dont wanna touch that shish.

and yes i have respect, if i miss in the mourning, i'll wipe it off. if they do anytime, they dont care. why? cuz to them they cant see it so they dont have to worry about it. and that my friend is the only reason that we get yell'd at for not putting it down. becuz it reminds them that there the nasty one's.

Joker Instituted · 03-19-2008, 12:12 AM

well ok im done. im finished venting.

ShakinIt · 03-19-2008, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiffiny

this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy
did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!

LOL, I didn't say that.....I just thought it was fucking hilarious!....

So anyway, what brought this on? Did you mom piss on the toilet seat and not clean it up??

Joker Instituted · 03-19-2008, 12:28 AM

no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while. come on how can you not tell it's up?

and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.

Iraq&Roll · 03-19-2008, 01:44 AM

All females have snakes in their heads. Try not to rationalize.... just accept their double standards as a genetic flaw.

**DrDirt** · 03-19-2008, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker Instituted

no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while.

She just needs reassurance of her femininity. Explain to her how there is no way in Hell THAT ass could ever drop into THAT crapper.

03-18-2008, 11:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	toilet seat up or down? why does it matter? girls get mad about the seat being up, why? they need it down so they can go to the bathroom right, well most of the time we need it up so we can go. so why cant they lift it up for us? i think there just lazy. i know this is stupid but for some odd reason it's bugging me that i dont even know why i get yell'd at.

03-18-2008, 11:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ink Changes names a lot. Car: Some nissan My TRGarage Palm Harbor : 2147483647	Women ARE lazy.

03-18-2008, 11:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mars_302 Race Photographer Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	them bitches wanted equal rights but they are sure hell pick and choose which ones they want

03-19-2008, 12:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tiffiny GOT TRICKS Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	i know how hard is it for them to lift it 4 us bs lol

03-19-2008, 12:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Duceanahalf is doing your girlfriend Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	i put the seat down. i also put the lid down. if i gotta lift the seat, she is gonna have to lift the lid. Or, piss on the seat

03-19-2008, 12:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ink Changes names a lot. Car: Some nissan My TRGarage Palm Harbor : 2147483647	^ rep'd

03-19-2008, 12:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
ShakinIt The sig nazi's bitch... Car: 03 Mustang Mach 1 My TRGarage Politically correct conformist land : 1434769611	It's called courtesy and respect dude.....you'll find you get a lot farther with women (most anyway) when you treat them with courtesy and respect.....

03-19-2008, 12:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tiffiny GOT TRICKS Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	this coming from ^with this in your sig jfwy did you see those titties??? I hope who ever hired her got to paint her face with some baby batter!!!

03-19-2008, 12:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gooser Can Close A Gate Car: 1978 Malibu My TRGarage St. Pete : 2147483647	I just piss all over the seat...Sometimes I dont even use the bathroom and I piss on her face...Im like R kelly y0! YouTube - Piss on you

03-19-2008, 12:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	but still. most of the time you can tell if there on there monthly visit or not just by going to the bathroom to lift up the seat. i dont wanna touch that shish. and yes i have respect, if i miss in the mourning, i'll wipe it off. if they do anytime, they dont care. why? cuz to them they cant see it so they dont have to worry about it. and that my friend is the only reason that we get yell'd at for not putting it down. becuz it reminds them that there the nasty one's.

03-19-2008, 12:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	well ok im done. im finished venting.

03-19-2008, 12:28 AM	#13 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	no one of the girls at the office was b**ching about how she almost fell in and wouldnt lt it go for a while. come on how can you not tell it's up? and no it's just nasty how ya got to pick it up and you see all of that on the bottom of the seat. now i just use my foot to lift it up.

03-19-2008, 01:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
Iraq&Roll Registered User Car: 89 LX hatch 5.0 My TRGarage St. Pete : 298895065	All females have snakes in their heads. Try not to rationalize.... just accept their double standards as a genetic flaw.