Why parents drink....

**864I'DCaprI** · 03-07-2008, 06:43 PM

Just passing this along..........

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premoniti on he
opened the envelope with trembling hands andread the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the wood s and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter. We share a dream of having many
more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

2klara · 03-07-2008, 06:54 PM

lol

Colonel Mustard · 03-07-2008, 06:59 PM

shit thats great!

19-Camaro-88 · 03-07-2008, 07:19 PM

hahahahahaha

riverviewnative · 03-07-2008, 08:19 PM

That is great.

**shinysideup** · 03-07-2008, 09:44 PM

I was like

**864I'DCaprI** · 03-07-2008, 09:46 PM

yO.. /\ Were comming down man....Ill call ya when Im close

95coBraSVT · 03-07-2008, 11:36 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! OMG!!!! TOOO FUNNY!

Tiffiny · 03-07-2008, 11:50 PM

funkin funny

slow poke · 03-08-2008, 10:09 AM

thanks for laugh mike !!!!!!

franktf · 03-08-2008, 10:19 AM

03-07-2008, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
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