Poor Monica...

Ford DNA · 03-06-2008, 10:04 PM

After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude, in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
'God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed.

And just like that... her ears fell off.

Zman · 03-06-2008, 10:23 PM

Stinkin Lincoln · 03-06-2008, 10:52 PM

Lol

ShakinIt · 03-06-2008, 10:53 PM

hahahaa..funny!

Fucking chubby skank!

**CHRIS** · 03-06-2008, 11:02 PM

BuDdafUccO · 03-06-2008, 11:06 PM

JDL1000 · 03-07-2008, 01:24 AM

franktf · 03-07-2008, 03:43 AM

Funny stuff..... More rep for you.....

plazma · 03-07-2008, 11:39 AM

Gotta love the true jokes!

**DrDirt** · 03-07-2008, 12:15 PM

I love it!

racingrick · 03-07-2008, 05:26 PM

How does a french woman hold her liqour

(by the ears)

BAMF · 03-07-2008, 05:30 PM

03-06-2008, 10:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	Poor Monica... After a relaxing bath...Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude, in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help. 'God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' She prayed. And just like that... her ears fell off.

03-06-2008, 10:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zman Registered User Car: 86 5.0 Coupe My TRGarage Indian Rocks Beach : 1014682613

03-06-2008, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stinkin Lincoln Notta near nutta pimp ! Car: LS My TRGarage Noitacol : 2147483647	Lol

03-06-2008, 10:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
ShakinIt The sig nazi's bitch... Car: 03 Mustang Mach 1 My TRGarage Politically correct conformist land : 1434769611	hahahaa..funny! Fucking chubby skank!

03-06-2008, 11:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
CHRIS soon to have 5 grand Car: 89 coupe, 06 Chevy Colorado My TRGarage St. Pete : 2147483647

03-06-2008, 11:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
BuDdafUccO Registered User Car: 87Supra00integra My TRGarage Largo : 6298538

03-07-2008, 01:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
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03-07-2008, 03:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
franktf Registered User Car: 06 F150, 85 LX Notch My TRGarage Pinellas Park, FL : 2147483647	Funny stuff..... More rep for you.....

03-07-2008, 11:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
plazma Registered User Car: My TRGarage Largo, FL : 2147483647	Gotta love the true jokes!

03-07-2008, 12:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	I love it!

03-07-2008, 05:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
racingrick Another Mustang whore Car: 95 GT, 93 LX, 91 GT, 90 coupe, Mazda and an 81 Z28! My TRGarage Lakeland, armpit of the world : 531982692	How does a french woman hold her liqour (by the ears)

03-07-2008, 05:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
BAMF Thread TERRORIST Car: Buick LeSabre, Ford Mustang, Honda Magna My TRGarage Tampa, FL : 2147483647