What's that smell?

limegreenneon · 02-25-2008, 11:32 PM

Old homeless guy, already 1/2 drunk, staggers in to the corner bar. He looks around and spots a good looking woman seated at the bar.

He walks up to her, leans in close, and in a husky whisper says, "Excuse me miss, but can I smell your pussy?"

Outraged and immediately indignant the woman responds loudly, "No you can't smell my pussy!!"

Old guy replies, just as loud, "My mistake. Must be your feet."

Ford DNA · 02-26-2008, 12:06 AM

That's just wrong!

limegreenneon · 02-26-2008, 12:10 AM

Whats sad i think Ive honestly said that once or twice during many drunk nights at BA's

02-25-2008, 11:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
limegreenneon Registered User Car: My TRGarage : 1035095006	What's that smell? Old homeless guy, already 1/2 drunk, staggers in to the corner bar. He looks around and spots a good looking woman seated at the bar. He walks up to her, leans in close, and in a husky whisper says, "Excuse me miss, but can I smell your pussy?" Outraged and immediately indignant the woman responds loudly, "No you can't smell my pussy!!" Old guy replies, just as loud, "My mistake. Must be your feet."

02-26-2008, 12:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	That's just wrong!

02-26-2008, 12:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
limegreenneon Registered User Car: My TRGarage : 1035095006	Whats sad i think Ive honestly said that once or twice during many drunk nights at BA's