Problem Solved

StangItMan · 02-03-2008, 02:11 PM

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.

MiDiablo · 02-03-2008, 02:30 PM

+MF'in 1!

REP

Na306StAnG · 02-03-2008, 02:38 PM

ZOMG George Carlin for president.

Tiffiny · 02-03-2008, 04:54 PM

george carlin is da man

franktf · 02-03-2008, 05:35 PM

Nice..... Repped.....

**864I'DCaprI** · 02-03-2008, 06:45 PM

LOL, nice man.....Carlin's the man!!

Repped dood

slow poke · 02-04-2008, 08:29 AM

repd....

**DrDirt** · 02-04-2008, 01:27 PM

I like the plan but I doubt it would reduce the number of vehicles on the road using gas by much more than 10 or so. Have you seen how many Mexicans they can get into/on a '74 LTD? The other benefits would make it more than worthwhile though.

97HATCHY · 02-04-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Na306StAnG

ZOMG George Carlin for president.

id vote for him

Colonel Mustard · 02-04-2008, 03:36 PM

awesome....just leave a few here for mexican resturants...repd

95coBraSVT · 02-04-2008, 04:24 PM

I've been saying this since the mid 80's. Now it's too far out of control.

02-03-2008, 02:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
StangItMan Registered User Car: 06 GT, 04 Cobra SVT, 93 Notch/V8, 89 GT/347, 84 Notch (racer), and 98 Explorer 5.0, 66 F100 (soon) My TRGarage Tampa Bay, FL : 688245448	Problem Solved George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ...Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.....Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country......He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves......If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.

02-03-2008, 02:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
MiDiablo $ells Foreclo$ure$ Cheap! Car: 2006 Silverado; 1989 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Brooksville, FL : 2147483647	+MF'in 1! REP

02-03-2008, 02:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Na306StAnG Stock sucks!! Car: 1988 LX Coupe 1994 Angry Panda 1997 Slightning My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	ZOMG George Carlin for president.

02-03-2008, 04:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiffiny GOT TRICKS Car: My TRGarage : 2147483647	george carlin is da man

02-03-2008, 05:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
franktf Registered User Car: 06 F150, 85 LX Notch My TRGarage Pinellas Park, FL : 2147483647	Nice..... Repped.....

02-03-2008, 06:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
864I'DCaprI Look B 4 U C Car: '86 Capri, '99 F2fiddy, '03-55lb thrust 13' Jon Boat < Drag boat My TRGarage 1.211.54.8 : 2147483647	LOL, nice man.....Carlin's the man!! Repped dood

02-04-2008, 08:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
slow poke Registered User Car: 93 lx coupe DD,86 lx coupe project My TRGarage pinellas park : 1173206550	repd....

02-04-2008, 01:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
DrDirt Team Geritol Racing Car: '91 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	I like the plan but I doubt it would reduce the number of vehicles on the road using gas by much more than 10 or so. Have you seen how many Mexicans they can get into/on a '74 LTD? The other benefits would make it more than worthwhile though.

02-04-2008, 03:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
Colonel Mustard Fuck McCain Car: lexus,HEMI 4x4 Ram,2 kawasaki's,toyota...ahh who cares.. My TRGarage Live=lakeland-Work=Clearwater : 930616670	awesome....just leave a few here for mexican resturants...repd

02-04-2008, 04:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
95coBraSVT drives a slow car Car: 95 Mustang Cobra, 67 mustang cp, 94 vert V-6 My TRGarage ummm tampa? LOL : 2147483647	I've been saying this since the mid 80's. Now it's too far out of control.