Okay, who needs a laugh??

Ford DNA · 01-28-2008, 12:00 PM

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.

The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that that was good.

The chemist said that his dog could do better still. he called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed that that was the most impressive of all.

MiDiablo · 01-28-2008, 03:12 PM

My parent's are gubment workers...

slow poke · 01-28-2008, 03:37 PM

Joker Instituted · 02-01-2008, 03:54 PM

thats funny shish

BigDawg · 02-01-2008, 06:51 PM

Thats not to shabby of a joke....

blacksheep-1 · 02-01-2008, 11:11 PM

OK, OK, you got me, how about this..
There was this guy my age sitting on a park bench staring at this kid. The kid had his hair spiked and faded in yellow, blue and red. After awhile the kid says "What's the matter old timer, havent you ever done anything crazy?" The old guys says "Yeah, I got real drunk once and humped a parrot, I thought you might be my kid".

01-28-2008, 12:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ford DNA As Seen On TV! Car: 2006 Lincoln Mark LT, 99 Cobra My TRGarage Zephyrhills : 2147483647	Okay, who needs a laugh?? Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart. The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that that was good. The chemist said that his dog could do better still. he called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive. Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. They all agreed that that was the most impressive of all.

01-28-2008, 03:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
MiDiablo $ells Foreclo$ure$ Cheap! Car: 2006 Silverado; 1989 Mustang Coupe My TRGarage Brooksville, FL : 2147483647	My parent's are gubment workers...

01-28-2008, 03:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
slow poke Registered User Car: 93 lx coupe DD,86 lx coupe project My TRGarage pinellas park : 1173206550

02-01-2008, 03:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	thats funny shish

02-01-2008, 06:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
BigDawg has his prioritys ef'd up Car: My TRGarage South Tampa : 2147483647	Thats not to shabby of a joke....

02-01-2008, 11:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
blacksheep-1 Registered User Car: 93 and 99 mustangs My TRGarage st. pete : 385402248	OK, OK, you got me, how about this.. There was this guy my age sitting on a park bench staring at this kid. The kid had his hair spiked and faded in yellow, blue and red. After awhile the kid says "What's the matter old timer, havent you ever done anything crazy?" The old guys says "Yeah, I got real drunk once and humped a parrot, I thought you might be my kid".