"Only In America"

**864I'DCaprI** · 01-18-2008, 08:39 PM

My wifey just got this in her e mail, and figured id post this. Kinda funny,....

Spread the Stupidity ....

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in
the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten
and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

**ODB** · 01-18-2008, 09:17 PM

I wouldn't have it any other way.

slow poke · 01-18-2008, 10:27 PM

hahahaha

so true !!!

rep for your wife !!!

Joker Instituted · 01-19-2008, 02:16 PM

thats alsome

rep'd

Shamus O'Toole · 01-19-2008, 03:24 PM

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Rep ya when I can Mike!!!

franktf · 01-19-2008, 10:51 PM

Good stuff..... I really like the one about airplanes......

Rep for you.....

01-18-2008, 08:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
864I'DCaprI Look B 4 U C Car: '86 Capri, '99 F2fiddy, '03-55lb thrust 13' Jon Boat < Drag boat My TRGarage 1.211.54.8 : 2147483647	"Only In America" My wifey just got this in her e mail, and figured id post this. Kinda funny,.... Spread the Stupidity .... Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

01-18-2008, 09:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
ODB just a whitey Car: Z06 My TRGarage : 2147483647	I wouldn't have it any other way.

01-18-2008, 10:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
slow poke Registered User Car: 93 lx coupe DD,86 lx coupe project My TRGarage pinellas park : 1173206550	hahahaha so true !!! rep for your wife !!!

01-19-2008, 02:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Joker Instituted needs a rich uncle Car: 86 coupe 5.0 My TRGarage apollo beach : 1043170342	thats alsome rep'd

01-19-2008, 03:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Shamus O'Toole Liberal Pussys Car: 92 LX My TRGarage NPR FLA : 2147483647	Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! Rep ya when I can Mike!!!

01-19-2008, 10:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
franktf Registered User Car: 06 F150, 85 LX Notch My TRGarage Pinellas Park, FL : 2147483647	Good stuff..... I really like the one about airplanes...... Rep for you.....