Osama Bin Laden found ...

StangItMan · 12-28-2007, 07:49 AM

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of- a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said: "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

SilverSleeper · 12-28-2007, 08:05 AM

haha

Stewart Scott · 12-28-2007, 08:23 AM

Na306StAnG · 12-28-2007, 03:12 PM

Damn it, i thought we really found Osama

**864I'DCaprI** · 12-28-2007, 09:08 PM

/\/\ me too...

**CHRIS** · 12-28-2007, 09:10 PM

Me too...

I can't wait for that day... if it ever happens.

12-28-2007, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
StangItMan Registered User Car: 06 GT, 04 Cobra SVT, 93 Notch/V8, 89 GT/347, 84 Notch (racer), and 98 Explorer 5.0, 66 F100 (soon) My TRGarage Tampa Bay, FL : 688245448	Osama Bin Laden found ... While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of- a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said: "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

12-28-2007, 08:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
SilverSleeper El Tee Juan x2.... IDIOT! Car: '94 & '95 formula My TRGarage Clearwater/Tampa : 44976461	haha

12-28-2007, 08:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Stewart Scott Enemy of the State! Car: '86 GT, '88 Coupe, 06 F250 SD Crew Cab Diesel My TRGarage Republican City, USA. : 2090295094

12-28-2007, 03:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Na306StAnG Stock sucks!! Car: 1988 LX Coupe 1994 Angry Panda 1997 Slightning My TRGarage Largo : 2147483647	Damn it, i thought we really found Osama

12-28-2007, 09:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
864I'DCaprI Look B 4 U C Car: '86 Capri, '99 F2fiddy, '03-55lb thrust 13' Jon Boat < Drag boat My TRGarage 1.211.54.8 : 2147483647	/\/\ me too...

12-28-2007, 09:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
CHRIS soon to have 5 grand Car: 89 coupe, 06 Chevy Colorado My TRGarage St. Pete : 2147483647	Me too... I can't wait for that day... if it ever happens.